Topic: An experiment
+phallus99 !2C04uEDIuE — 13 years ago #25,928
Alright tc, I'm about to conduct an experimentI'm buying all these health products to make me ejaculate more. I'm gonna get l-arginine, soya lecithin granules, and zinc with added selenium.
Apparently, combining all these and taking them daily will result in 10 ml spunk or something. I'm also doing kegels and shit.
But here's the experiment:
I just got to college a week back, and I haven't fapped for a week and a half.
My resolve is to not fap until I get laid for the first time. Now, I have no idea when that will be, but I'm guessing it wont be too long. I'm a pretty normal guy, no substantial autism (more crazy than anything else; I get along with people just fine), so I assume that the sex will come eventually. But I don't know when; it might be a month from now, it might be 2 months, it might be a week
I'm happy either way this turns out: if I get laid soon, I'll still eject a gargantuan load of spunk. However: if I get laid later...
Well I honestly have no idea what will happen. Could I end up getting like 20 ml of cum on her? Will I end up just cumming with a condom on, and breaking the condom?
I do not know the answers to these questions, but I will soon find out!
(Edited 8 minutes later.)
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #306,866
hey phallus!!! great thx for sharing!!!!!
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 3 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #306,867
@OP
It is just the kind of spirit that lead to monumental breakthroughs. I hope you the best in your scientific spurt experiment.
It is just the kind of spirit that lead to monumental breakthroughs. I hope you the best in your scientific spurt experiment.
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #306,871
Others have attempted this before you and met a bad end. You'll become a walking timebomb by the third week.
·phallus99 !2C04uEDIuE (OP) — 13 years ago, 23 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #306,873
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
In what way? And is this just not fapping, or the other things combined?
In what way? And is this just not fapping, or the other things combined?
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 39 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #306,874
Why?
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 48 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #306,876
Soya lecithin? You serious? Unless you're trying to become a tranny, all that'll do is raise your estrogen levels through the roof and fuck up your endocrine system in the process. You want testosterone raising herbs. Stuff liken tribulus, horny goat weed, aromataze blockers, dihydrogenaze blockers, etc.
·phallus99 !2C04uEDIuE (OP) — 13 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #306,883
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I'm skeptical about the lecithin, but I have no idea where you're getting the information that it raises estrogen levels.
Cite your sources
I'm skeptical about the lecithin, but I have no idea where you're getting the information that it raises estrogen levels.
Cite your sources
+mechano !b.ltBX1QuE — 13 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #306,887
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #306,888
@306,883 (phallus99 !2C04uEDIuE)
Why should I cite for you what's regarded as common knowledge for the rest of us?
I'm sure you can use a search engine if you're truly curious.
Why should I cite for you what's regarded as common knowledge for the rest of us?
I'm sure you can use a search engine if you're truly curious.
+Syntax — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #306,891
OP
Thing is do you really really really want to cum in gallons for this gal?
Thing is do you really really really want to cum in gallons for this gal?
+Anonymous I — 13 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,899
Why are you doing this?
+Anonymous J — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,901
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,903
+phallus99 !2C04uEDIuE — 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,950
·phallus99 !2C04uEDIuE — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,951
·Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #307,137
Your idea for an "experiment" is shit.
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