Topic: Would you be surprised to learn

+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #25,833

That both ducky and quack are still technically virgins?

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #306,011

@OP

> That both ducky and quack are still technically virgins?

Nope.

+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #306,013

OP is actually quack posting out of frustration.

+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 53 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #306,037

@previous (C)
lolthis

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,074

@306,013 (C)
He has to martyr himself first.

·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,080

@previous (B)
I wonder how that works. Do you get to choose your 72 virgins, or are they randomly given to you?

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,083

@previous (C)
Good question...and are they female? Do goats count? Does one have to support the resulting children? All those screaming brats? No thank you.

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,106

@previous (B)
Every good muslim knows virgins can't get pregnent. Why else would you want to have sex with 72 inexperienced partners?

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