Topic: Is it true that Americans clap when a waitress brings them food?
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #25,831
Is it true?
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #305,964
The only reason that rumor got started is because a few behavioral psychologists were hungry and trying to reinforce "good behavior" in the wait staff at a sammich shop they frequented.
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,967
@OP
This is a trick question because the people here are so fat that the waitresses never make it to the table with food. They eat it all as soon as it comes into the window. There is nothing to clap about when you go to a restaurant in America. It is like clapping while watching cows graze.
This is a trick question because the people here are so fat that the waitresses never make it to the table with food. They eat it all as soon as it comes into the window. There is nothing to clap about when you go to a restaurant in America. It is like clapping while watching cows graze.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,969
@305,964 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)This is you. Take a good fucking look, it's going to be you very soon.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,972
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,974
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Do it and take pictures. I guarantee you someone Autphag will fap to them.
Do it and take pictures. I guarantee you someone Autphag will fap to them.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,981
@previous (C)
Maybe someone (read as: Autphag) will be one of my patrons so I don't have to go through the whole kickstarter/indiegogo thing again. I have no idea how much gender reassignment surgeries cost but I imagine it's expensive and I'm not going to halfass it so I have to get a boob job and probably have my chin worked on too if I want to really sell it. Then maybe I will realize my dream of being a prostitute.
Maybe someone (read as: Autphag) will be one of my patrons so I don't have to go through the whole kickstarter/indiegogo thing again. I have no idea how much gender reassignment surgeries cost but I imagine it's expensive and I'm not going to halfass it so I have to get a boob job and probably have my chin worked on too if I want to really sell it. Then maybe I will realize my dream of being a prostitute.
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,989
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I think you could have a devoted follower Autphag who would help pay for everything.
I think you could have a devoted follower Autphag who would help pay for everything.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,994
@previous (C)
I might have to hail someone autphag on skype to see how serious they are about it. Still I'm going to have to draw the line at compromising photos because the idea of selling my body to a dirty old man autphag for personal gain is just unpleasant. Prostitution may not be as glamorous as I once imagined. Still I hope to be a high class trick if nothing else.
I might have to hail someone autphag on skype to see how serious they are about it. Still I'm going to have to draw the line at compromising photos because the idea of selling my body to a dirty old man autphag for personal gain is just unpleasant. Prostitution may not be as glamorous as I once imagined. Still I hope to be a high class trick if nothing else.
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,995
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You'll always be a high class trick, baby. And Autphag will want to marry you
You'll always be a high class trick, baby. And Autphag will want to marry you
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #306,004
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #306,006
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> Aww, you really mean that? I think my heart may have just melted a little.
I shouldn't have said that. I don't want to piss off anyone Autphag who may already be in love with you.
> Aww, you really mean that? I think my heart may have just melted a little.
I shouldn't have said that. I don't want to piss off anyone Autphag who may already be in love with you.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #306,017
@previous (C)
Oh let them Autphag be jealous, they'll only work harder and spend more to win my affection.
Oh let them Autphag be jealous, they'll only work harder and spend more to win my affection.
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #306,020
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
What if they Autphag get angry and try to harm me? Will you protect me baby?
What if they Autphag get angry and try to harm me? Will you protect me baby?
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #306,028
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #306,029
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