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Topic: What would you tell a suicidal person to stop them killing themselves?

+Anonymous A13 years ago #25,816

I know at least 19 suicidal people and I'd like to save their lives.

+Anonymous B13 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #305,830

@OP
Just throw them a pack of Lifesavers. Make sure it is the kind with the coconut flavored ones.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,832

pay them

+mechano !b.ltBX1QuE13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,837

image.jpgTell them to stop being stupid.

+Anonymous E13 years ago, 13 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,848

"Let's have sex."

+Anonymous F13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,864

"make sure to record yourself doing it"

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,865

DRP_SHOWS_320x285_1.jpg@OP

Upgrade to Dwarf Fortress.

+squeegee 13 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,876

I would tell them to kill themselves and hope reverse psychology isn't junk science

+Anonymous I13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,880

@previous (squeegee )
Well he has 19 subjects to test it on.

+Anonymous J13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,881

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