Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: What would you do to her?
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #25,803

what would you do to her? will post more upon request
+AUTFAGGOT — 13 years ago, 51 seconds later[T] [B] #305,735
I WOULD PULL HER PANTIES DOWN AND BE DISAPPOINTED BY THE LACK OF PENIS TO SUCK
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #305,736
@OP
Ask them to leave because I'm about to take a pretty nasty shit.
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,740
Explain to her that when you take a photo of yourself in the mirror, it is advisable not to hold the camera in front of your face.
+Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,742
@OP
I'd ask what that dark spot on her arm is all about.
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,747
@previous (E)
It's a bruise from being pummeled from behind while on her hands and knees.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,749
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
> It's a bruise from being pummeled from behind while on her hands and knees.
hit the nail right on the head
·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,753
@305,747 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
@previous (A)
Well hot damn what does he win?
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,754
The way you worded this was creepy
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,755
@305,753 (E)
> Well hot damn what does he win?
another bathroom pic Yayyy
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
> The way you worded this was creepy
Would you have it any other way? I wouldnt!
·Anonymous E — 13 years ago, 51 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,756
@previous (A)
Who is she?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,759
@previous (E)
some whore from /soc/
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,760
@305,755 (A)
Is this a kid?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,761
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
no shes 19
+Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,763
@305,760 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Over 30, Asians just tend to look younger.
+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,768
I'd ask why she's standing fully clothed in a shower and holding an electronic device which could get ruined if someone decided to twist the water on.
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,773
awkward
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,788
@305,768 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
Fk ur shit niqqa, I've gotta post a selfie rite nao regardless of the consequences.
·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 13 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,835
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
lol 10/10 bud
+DeadPool — 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,889
Probably stumble over my words :/
·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,890
@previous (DeadPool )
What if you dressed as wanda?
+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,926
she's alright
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,007
@305,889 (DeadPool )
Better start practicing those come on lines now to avoid future embarrassment. I'm going to suggest the classic "The handicap stall is open, bby" line. It simply cannot fail.
·LadyDeadPool — 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,061
@305,890 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
Lol, she'd approach me of course
·DeadPool — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,062
@306,007 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I really don't care about sexual relations lol. But jerking off does suck. I'll keep your advice in mind brother
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 54 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #306,084
@previous (DeadPool )
lol
In the grand scheme of things most sexual relations are trivial... but they can be a lot of fun too. I live the kinkster lifestyle when I can but it's always secondary to my prime objectives and grand narrative.
Anyway how are things w/ you, bud? You never write me anymore. So I just assumed you'd been abducted by reptilians or assassinated by the state. I was working on your eulogy but I'm glad that I can put that off for a bit.
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