Topic: I'm high off my goard

+mechano !b.ltBX1QuE — 13 years ago #25,798

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #305,694

OK Tdegenerate.

+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,720

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

> OK Tdegenerate.

Careful firing that thing. You miss the mark like that again and you could injure an innocent bystander.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,727

Nice! I am enjoying Margaritas atm How have you been?

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,738

While you're out of your gourd remember to hydrate and listen to awesome tunes.

It's also a good time to attempt to produce art, write, create a spiritual experience, fuck, or a combination thereof. This may also be the time to discuss the meaning of life with telemarketers (although make sure your wallet isn't handy and decline to give out any personal info, if you must give out personal information at least make sure it's fabricated). Enjoy and be well.

Do not attempt to find your car keys, call your boss (or ex for that matter), or DIY surgery.

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,741

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> This may also be the time to discuss the meaning of life with telemarketers
This should be an official tinychan sport.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,743

@305,738 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
That was funny, I don't care who you are!

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,745

@305,741 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
Lol.

We have to determine a way to award points to make it competitive and there should be a standard of inebriation before beginning.

Points should be awarded for style, response, duration, etc.

Missions or themes may also help the callers in their pursuit of lulz.

I'm going to suggest that we attempt spiritual/religious conversions of telemarketers as the first theme.

A script may be helpful to get the ball rolling but improvisation may offer grander results.

+Anonymous G — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,746

Tom Mabe.

/end

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,750

@305,743 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
:3

I'm not high enough yet but if someone has a suggestion for how best to record the audio of a call either by PC or android device I may attempt it.

I just made a new google voice number... so I can sign that up for some telemarketers to call. I just have to give them an appropriate time to reach me and make the appropriate preparations for best results.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,751

@305,746 (G)
Harassing telemarketers isn't anything new to be sure.

·mechano !b.ltBX1QuE (OP) — 13 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,762

@305,746 (G)

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 13 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,766

@305,745 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> I'm going to suggest that we attempt spiritual/religious conversions of telemarketers as the first theme.
"Hello?"
"Yes sir, I'm calling to see if you were aware of new government programs allowing homeowners to refinance at all-time low rates."
"No I wasn't aware of that. It sounds interesting. But first I'd like to talk to you about our Lord Satan."

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,772

@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
lol

I was trying to find something like xtian conversion scripts for the possibility of perverting it to a similar end and seeing what strategies and tactics the xtian clergy actually advised to ~~manipulate~~ convert people out of curiosity but my search was disappointing. I think I'll have to develop my own script and just use classical SE tactics to make converts. I will of course publish my findings in my future semi-annual print-only zine "Raising Satan's Army: The Black Flame and the Black Flag".

I did at least find some utilities for recording calls both in google play and online for win OS so there really isn't any barrier to doing it at this point. Just need more drugs, preferably a new mic, and his infernal majesty's blessing.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,804

@305,750 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Doesn't your phone have a built-in recorder?

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,814

And I was hammered beyond belief!

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,820

@305,804 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
It might very well. I found an app for the express purpose of in call recording though. I haven't used a phone for dictation in some time.

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Alcoholism is a disease.

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,877

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Oh ok

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,878

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
hahahahahaha

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