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Topic: Okay, please do me a favour

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g13 years ago #25,786

I need help finding Potassium Cyanide. Alternatively I'm willing to accept sodium cyanide, or hydrocyanic acid. Money isn't a problem. I just want to end it all here and now. If you're really kind, then you'll not selfishly provide trite platitudes about the worthiness of existence or my selfishness when the anti-suicide lobbyists encouraging perpetual slavery under the auspices of Jewry are the real selfish fuckers.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+Anonymous B13 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #305,538

Just jump off a tall building while being very drunk, it's better. Failing that get a gun off some IRA dude and shoot yourself.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #305,539

How about some potassium chloride and phenobarbital?

I can also supply some IV tubing and a couple 60mL syringes to facilitate the process.

(Edited 1 minute later.)


+Anonymous D13 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,540

If you kill yourself Autphag, they win.

+mechano !b.ltBX1QuE13 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,543

image.jpg> WAHHH I'M GOING TO END IT ALL

> GIVE ME ATTENTION

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,545

@previous (mechano !b.ltBX1QuE)
No, I'm just asking for help because I'm too tired to find it on my own.

I don't care how much it costs, I only care that one can order it online, without cover letters for good intentions of use, with international mail-delivery available.

(Edited 32 seconds later.)


·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 7 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,546

@305,538 (B)
People can make the most ridiculous screw ups when they attempt it with firearms. They flinch or pull the trigger and end up finding new hells of psychological torment to accompany their physical pain, disfigurement, and possible loss of certain senses or bodily functions. The lucky ones that botch it become vegetables.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,548

@305,539 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
And inadvertantly doxx myself to you in the process? No thanks.

+Anonymous F13 years ago, 21 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,549

@OP

Perhaps you have access to Petro? Cover self with a few gallons.

You could also use a turkey baster to load up your colon. Tie down your foot so you do not end up like a rocket launcher, as you explode out your asshole.

+Anonymous G13 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,551

@305,548 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
If you are going to be dead what do you care?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 41 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,552

@previous (G)
I don't want to hand any more for you to laugh at post-mortem.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,554

@305,548 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Why would you give a fuck if you're dead you paranoid git. Lol.

I'm in a better posistion than most to facilitate your death and a fan of euthanasia so I can put aside my differences for a buck. Your death is just an added bonus.

·Anonymous G13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,555

@305,552 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

> I don't want to hand any more for you to laugh at post-mortem.

I'm calling shenanigans on your suicide. Stop what you are doing immediately. If you decide to kill yourself nobody will know and nobody will care. The same goes for anyone posting on a chan who kills themselves.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,557

@previous (G)

I still need to a find a relatively easy and painless method you inconsiderate fuck.

@305,554 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

As for you Antikhristos, yeah message me with payment details over PM on Thulechan (http://thulechan.cu.cc) and perhaps we can see what can be arranged.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)


·Anonymous G13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,560

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

> I still need to a find a relatively easy and painless method

Jump in front of a train. Problem solved. Nobody will dox you.

·Anonymous B13 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,561

@OP

I thought you were going to move to Poland and live in some race heaven

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,564

@previous (B)
No, I made considerations with respect to the possibility of going there, that's not the same as planning to move there; it was a thread inquiring about Poland's circumstances racially and culturally. I've come to realize it may be a horrible country for a White man to live.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 45 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,565

@305,560 (G)
That's neither painless nor easy where I live due to a complete lack of rail.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,567

@305,557 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I'll message you later. I'll need an accurate bodyweight and a list of any drugs your currently on as well. Even with highly concentrated potassium chloride and phenobarbital you'll still have a decent amount of fl volume to inject but you can rig something up relatively easily to ensure the total volume will be administered after you lose consciousness.

(Edited 37 seconds later.)


·Anonymous B13 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,568

@305,564 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Who in your opinion is to blame for you wanting to kill yourself?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 43 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,569

@305,567 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
When you message me later, I'll discuss all that with you, not here before I'm accused of more attention seeking by morally pious shitheads.

·Anonymous G13 years ago, 19 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,570

@305,565 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
If only there was an off button or a number you could call and someone from a centralized location could turn off your heart. That would make life a lot easier for a lot of people all around the world.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,571

@305,568 (B)
It's a mixture of circumstances which I'm at no liberty to deliberate frankly, it's too elaborate to detail concisely, and I'm in no capacity to deal with it anymore.

·Anonymous G13 years ago, 42 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,573

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

> It's a mixture of circumstances which I'm at no liberty to deliberate frankly, it's too elaborate to detail concisely, and I'm in no capacity to deal with it anymore.

You ran out of meth

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,577

@previous (G)
I wish it were that simple; meth doesn't even make me happy anymore, I've gradually tapered off that, taken none for nearly a week.

·Anonymous B13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,579

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Do one last bit of good. Come to London and kill as many muslims as you can before getting caught.

+Anonymous H13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,582

@305,577 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You Ball Less retard. Stick a pipe bomb up your bung hole. Lube it up & insert slowly.

Exploded outdoors in a field.

·Anonymous B13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,583

@previous (H)
Or in a mosque

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,586

@305,582 (H)
Okay Syntax.

·Anonymous G13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,588

@305,577 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

> I wish it were that simple; meth doesn't even make me happy anymore, I've gradually tapered off that, taken none for nearly a week.

Is there another drug that could take the place of meth?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,589

@previous (G)
You seem uncharacteristically hung up about my departure from the moral realm for someone who alleges to be indifferent either way.

·Syntax 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,593

@305,586 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Naw

But if you want my take on this?

What is the issue with the pain thing? Cans of gun powder are easy to get and explosions are easy to rig. I even made my own gunpowder as a kiddlet.

I figure if the pain of living is so bad as to want to end it then any form of self death that has a bit of pain is such a simple trade off.

Pain of living 24/7 vs pain for maybe one second or 10

Do the Math.

·Anonymous G13 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,594

@305,589 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I wouldn't talk you down from the ledge but I also wouldn't leave a stone unturned if I were you. Suicide can only be done once, I would want to exhaust all options.

+Annoying Old Woman 13 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,599

@305,577 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Is there nothing that can be done?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,605

@305,593 (Syntax )
Or pain for several agonizing hours if it goes horribly wrong. I understand your train of thought but suicide is surprisingly easy to botch. There is a decent suicide manual out there which can offer a little guidance however. Firearms are effective but really unless you have a second person to dispatch you if you harm and incapacitate yourself it's risky. Anyone can do it in theory but without a little experience handling firearms and a little understanding of human anatomy it can go very v. wrong

·Rapeculture 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,606

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I guess if you're an emo fag it's easy to botch

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,607

@305,605 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
The best thing to do is research. Most successful suicides are almost spontaneous. People that talk about offing themselves in advance usually seem less inclined to do it.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,608

@305,606 (Rapeculture )
It can be an emotional time for most. I'm sure you can probably identity with Autphag's sense of despair in your loneliness, Rapey.

·Rapeculture 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,610

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> sense of despair in your loneliness

Isn't that what you base your entire persona on? Fucking jackass.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,612

@previous (Rapeculture )
Lol, hardly. Although making you rage incessantly does give me warm fuzzies.

·Rapeculture 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,615

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I only have pity for the lost little goth/emo kid who probably hates his middle class parents

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,617

@previous (Rapeculture )
My parents are grate, lol.

+Anonymous J13 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,626

Can't you get that from jewellers? Also are you sure it's actually all that painless? Suffocating yourself with helium is the way to go if you want painless.

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk13 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,636

@OP
Before offing yourself, please do the world a big favor and remove either TC or SC from the front page of your site.

+Anonymous L13 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,641

@305,543 (mechano !b.ltBX1QuE)
Why did you abandon 'the Doctor' persona?

·Anonymous L13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,642

@305,589 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

> the moral realm

You fucked this up. You were trying to write 'mortal realm', but ended up make a nonsensical reference to John Stuart Mill. You fucked this up.

+Anonymous M13 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,667

follow_your_leader.gif@OP

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,673

@305,642 (L)
lol

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,691

@305,642 (L)
I was fully aware of what I was writing. The reason you can't distinguish between a lexicographical and orthographical error is because you desperately want to ascribe incompetence as the marking attribute of my character in an inverse-reflective deflection of your inner-built resentment towards your own shortcomings.
TGComix, I don't care if you're a failed transsexual, though it must be reiterated that you will always remain known for being a stupid shnuck duped to sexual bolshevism; what I do care about is that you're infinitely more a dishonest attention seeker and mentally deficient liar than those very detractors you deride. It'd be disingenuous for you to represent yourself as anything else.

Your sole talents are being a petty conman and charlatan with a good patter and a psychopathic tongue; the reason your lies stay consistent is due to the depth of your fantasies, while you 'expose' the same of others simply for expressing basic human error.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,699

Antikhristos clearly was unserious in his offer, what a sheikster.

·Anonymous I13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,701

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Good.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,702

@previous (I)
see @305,691 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g) from the 2nd paragraph down, it's important that you understand the entails of your psychopathology

+Anonymous N13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,706

@OP
Have you looked into getting your affairs in order first? You don't want to leave things unfinished, unpaid, or unkempt.

·Anonymous I13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,708

@305,702 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I call bullshit. And I'm glad anti didn't follow through, so fuck you.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,710

@305,706 (N)
OK TGComix.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 30 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,711

@305,708 (I)
see @previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,719

@305,706 (N)
> You don't want to leave things unfinished, unpaid, or unkempt.
That's exactly what you want to do if you have no heirs, faggot.

·Anonymous N13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,728

@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
> Don't know if you've planned it, or haven't planned enough...

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,790

@305,699 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I entertained the idea but I decided it would be better to let you suffer.

<3

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,793

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> pussy afraid of litigation

If you could hint me in the direction of a contact or seller of KCN, NaCL, or HCN, that'd be sufficient.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,796

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Most of the successful suicides I've seen in my career have been spontaneous, abrupt, and surprising.

I don't think it's the best solution for whatever you're going through regardless of how I feel about you as an individual.

At the same time I feel like you should be able to take your own life if you so choose but I still wouldn't want it done rashly.

If you can give me a substantive line of reasoning and convince me why you should take your own life, I will assist you.

Just because I feel like you should be able to take your own life whenever you choose doesn't mean I desire to facilitate the process.

If you'd like to talk about this in private or confidentially I will respect that since you are human after all and despite my fluid sense of morality I do have a few principles.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,798

@305,793 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> Afraid of litigation

Of course you won't have to worry about any fallout after you've expired and while I'm not overly concerned there are people here that know my actual identity here that may not approve of me facilitating your death. Would they feel obligated to report me to the authorities if I did? Who is to say?

Still I believe that suicide is rarely the optimal solution for most of life's problems, ennui, or minor hiccups.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,799

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I wouldn't be so confident in the idea of suicide myself had I not thought through the extent of the endemic systemicness of my problems, they're certainly not minor life problems; a lot of it lies in biology and my (sense of self tied to a biology that concerns itself with such, as is the nature of consciousness in autists) interaction with a fundamentally incompatible society, but to deliberate in detail - it's not without its interpersonal dimensions, but they're far from mere irrelevant asides which will 'just get better' by 'bein' confident/urself' or other such hypocritical, self-serving platitudes - would require a more private realm of communication. Again that's why I have my own chan. PM me there.

·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM13 years ago, 19 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,800

Just kill yourself. It isn't really all that difficult to do, just get in the bath and open up an artery.

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk13 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,836

domestos.gifThe fact that this thread has gone on for this long without any mention of the worlds #1 autism cure is simply mind-boggling.

·Anonymous G13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,841

@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
Good point. The ball was dropped on this one.

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