Topic: BREAKING NEWS

+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #25,754

> grocery shopping
> fuckload of groceries
> $200 wow im loaded
> doin work gettin paper
> swag
> VIC card discount to $160
> swag
> get home
> cant find soap/deodernet
> drive all the way back

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 23 seconds later[T] [B] #305,170

> NPR 'egypt syria blah blah blah'
> take receipt to customer service
> 'just go take some more'
> go for designer deoderant this time
> motherfuckers stole my shit
> now i steal from them
> pic related
> smells like crack

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #305,171

> feel like a nocturnall cretin
> take off shirt in aisle
> apply
> take off pants
> apply to balls
> bitches smellin me left & right
> literally 6 bitches suck my dick
> cant cum because only ducky gets me off

+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,172

@OP
Oh you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,174

> get home
> slam door on bitches
> can hear them moaning from inside
> they're clawing on my door
> my dick hurts
> smell like crack though
> cant blame the hoes
> see bag of deodardant and soap in front hall
> now have double quantities of both
> BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
> i theived that shit and fucked their bitches

+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 29 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,175

@305,171 (A)
> Apply to chest
> Wait for puberty to finish.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,179

@305,174 (A)
My favorite Old Spice commercial is the one with Bruce Campbell.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,182

@previous (B)

oh word!

i like the one with the nigger.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,185

@previous (A)
> Old Spice
> Nigger
Are you sure about that? I like the Old Sprite commercial with the boners.

·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,191

@305,179 (B)
This.
@previous (B)
Not this. You sold out, man.

+mechano !b.ltBX1QuE — 13 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,271

Didn't read.

·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,280

@previous (mechano !b.ltBX1QuE)
Reading not required. Just look at the shapes and associate them with known definitions for shapes and shape combinations.

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