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Topic: Two holes: is that enough?
+Anonymous A — 13 years ago #25,753

Inquiring fags and shemales want to know.
+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #305,143
@OP
Are we brainstorming ideas about where to form a third hole? I vote for just above the ass crack.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,146
@previous (B)
We weren't originally, but I like your moxy. And your ken for penetration ergonomics.
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 21 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,150
@OP
I like the cut of your jib, but I'll have to disagree on the number of orifices.
> belly button
> nostrils
> ears
> eye socket
> urethra ·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 39 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,151
@305,146 (A)
It was the first place that came to mind. It could also be added to traps.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,153
@305,150 (C)
With all earnest respect for you and your jib, my cock isn't sleek enough to fit in to any of those "holes." (Well, maybe the eye socket.)
@previous (B)
It should be added to all bitches. I like that it's near the ass, but much more hygienic than the ass. Therein lies the genius of your idea.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,158
@previous (A)
Thanks. Something in the hands would be good too.
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,163
@previous (B)
How about a hand in the bush?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,165
@305,158 (B)
Hands. Hmmm. Asian hands secreting hot oil! We need to Frankenstein's Monster that shit. It's pretty great.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,166
@previous (A)
> Frankenstein's Monster
I appreciate this.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,173
@previous (B)
Thank you. But seriously, is oral and buttstuff enough to keep a cock's attention?
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,177
@previous (A)
Are you only referring to traps? If there could be made the addition of a vagina to a trap then I think we could stop there.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,181
@previous (B)
Not only. But... futa IRL? Interdasting. I like it and you need to make it happen.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,183
@previous (A)
If I could make it happen you would not have had the opportunity to tell me to make it happen because it would have already happened.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,187
@previous (B)
And that genital initiative, sir, is what makes you a winner.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,188
@previous (A)
As soon as I read that Joe Esposito and his band ran descended from the ceiling and started playing.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,190
@previous (B)
Speaking of Stayin' Alive; you remember The Big Hit? Marky Mark was in that. I enjoyed the soundtrack. And the Marky Mark.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,192
@previous (A)
Marky Mark was a troll. Why was his music taken seriously?
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,196

You can always use more.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,197
@305,192 (B)
I think it was his alluring B-hole. Everyone likes a good B-hole. Wyclef Jean or some niggger did that shit. The rest was toned, white B-hole.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,199
@305,196 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I don't even know what that is, but I'd LARP the shit out of it.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,201
@previous (A)
> Dr. Adder is a dark science fiction novel by K. W. Jeter set in a future where the United States has largely broken down into reluctantly cooperating enclaves run by a wide variety of strongmen and warlords, with a veneer of government control that seems largely interested in controlling technology. Dr. Adder is an artist-surgeon, who modifies sexual organs of his patients to satisfy the weirdest of perversion; he is clearly depicted as a partly criminal, partly countercultural figure in a future Los Angeles which anticipates the cyberpunk idea of the Sprawl. ·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,203
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Thanks for that, bud. You're better than Oprah.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,205
@previous (A)
I think of myself as the white Oprah really.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,208
@305,201 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
He is an artist-surgeon. Is he an MD or a PhD?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,210
@305,205 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I don't like to break it up by color. That's how Lantern Corps end up fighting. Let's just say you're a taste-maker.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,214
@305,208 (B)
Both. Still if you have to preform surgeries on a clandestine level most of your patients aren't overly concerned with those trivial little details.
@previous (A)
Lol.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,218
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
If more people cared about credentials then back alleyway surgery would be safer and a much more affordable option than traditional insurance.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,223
@previous (B)
Merit vs. paper. I want to see results. Especially when it comes to booby jobs.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,229
@previous (A)
Quad implants are really fashionable right now.
@305,218 (B)
If traditional insurance would be more accomadating for so called "elective surgeries" this would be a non-issue. How they can justify refusing to cover nonessential genitalia mods is beyond me.
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·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,231
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I agree. These mods will only benefit everyone.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,232
@305,229 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Quad tits? You speak madness, sir. However, I wish you the best of luck on non-essential genitalia mods. The human body simply requires more holes.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,237
@previous (A)
> The human body simply requires more holes.
My high school guidance counselor had a poster of Einstein with that quote underneath his face. I had forgotten about that until now. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,240
@305,231 (B)
Ikr. Besides who couldn't use a second penis or vagina?
@305,232 (A)
Tris are so passe now. Quads or "udders" are all the rage for the new flesh. Although people that don't stack them as two rows really are a bit mad. Mark my words, fuck hole ops are going to change the world.
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·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,241
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Indeed. If only there was a way to invest money in this industry while it is on a small scale. It would make you rich.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,242
@305,240 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Tell me more about your breach new world.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,245
@previous (A)
Some things are better experienced than explained, sahib.
@305,241 (B)
It's unfortunate that our society and the law pushes these practices to the fringes of the underworld or else the business entities that work illicitly in this capacity could find more patrons and investors. :/
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,247
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I know you & I like you. We'll continue this after I pass out.
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