Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: I'm rushing things
+quack — 13 years ago #25,744
I need to slow down. Ducky doesn't want to move in with me.
Discuss.
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+Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #305,027
Not up to ducky. Learn to negotiate with her dad. Find out what he wants: goats, camels, minivan, etc...
+Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,029
@previous (B)
> minivan
Or a VW bus like the Libyans on Back to the Future?
+Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,030
Sing him the song of your people!
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,032
@OP
> I need to slow down. Ducky doesn't want to move in with me.
What more would you want to discuss? It sounds like you have it figured out already.
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,036
I think I have a woman for you but I doubt she'll relocate very far until she finishes her doctorate next year. Lmk.
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,038
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> I think I have a woman for you but I doubt she'll relocate very far until she finishes her doctorate next year. Lmk.
Lol
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,039
@previous (C)
If OP declines my offer I'll rent her to you at a fairly competitive rate.
+Syntax — 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,040
As I remember it ducky expects to marry someone who has a solid job with enough money to make her a princess. Don't no about Canada but in USA Princess means a gal like Peggy Bundy.
Couch potato who does not cook and watches soap operas all day long and Oprah and shows like that.
So until you can pay for a maid and cook I think maybe u might re think the speed of move in. The house will need a room for the live in maid and the room for the nanny.
You wanted to discuss but are you really up to the baggage upon move in?
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,041
@305,039 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Will you accept goats in place of currency?
·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,043
@previous (B)
Simoleans only please.
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,045
maybe it's because she's so young, i know i probably would have been scared to do that when I was 18
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,048
@305,041 (B)
Of course but it may take me a little longer to prep for that transaction depending how many we agree on. TBH it would be a lot easier for our monthly sacrifices if we didn't have to rush out and buy one each time.
·Anonymous B — 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,051
@305,043 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
Damn! I'm all out of simoleans. Don't know what to do with all the extra goats I got lying around, maybe I go deal with ducky's dad.
·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,052
@305,039 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Deal.
@305,040 (Syntax )
> Peggy Bundy
That is funny.
+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,107
rape
+Sheik Yiboudi — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,134
I PAY ONE GOAT FOR DUCKY
TWO GOATS FOR VIRGINS·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,135
@previous (Sheik Yiboudi )
Are you some kinda high roller or something?
+Anonymous J — 13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,136
@305,134 (Sheik Yiboudi )
Lol, you're her uncle, you should of looked out for her virtue.
·Sheik Yiboudi — 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,139
GOAT NOT VIRGIN EITHER+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,264
hahaha sheik hahaha
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