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Topic: I'm rushing things

+quack 13 years ago #25,744

I need to slow down. Ducky doesn't want to move in with me.

Discuss.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)


+Anonymous B13 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #305,027

Not up to ducky. Learn to negotiate with her dad. Find out what he wants: goats, camels, minivan, etc...

+Anonymous C13 years ago, 16 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,029

@previous (B)
> minivan
Or a VW bus like the Libyans on Back to the Future?

+Anonymous D13 years ago, 10 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,030

Sing him the song of your people!

·Anonymous C13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,032

@OP

> I need to slow down. Ducky doesn't want to move in with me.

What more would you want to discuss? It sounds like you have it figured out already.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 8 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,036

I think I have a woman for you but I doubt she'll relocate very far until she finishes her doctorate next year. Lmk.

·Anonymous C13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,038

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

> I think I have a woman for you but I doubt she'll relocate very far until she finishes her doctorate next year. Lmk.

Lol

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,039

@previous (C)
If OP declines my offer I'll rent her to you at a fairly competitive rate.

+Syntax 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,040

As I remember it ducky expects to marry someone who has a solid job with enough money to make her a princess. Don't no about Canada but in USA Princess means a gal like Peggy Bundy.

Couch potato who does not cook and watches soap operas all day long and Oprah and shows like that.

So until you can pay for a maid and cook I think maybe u might re think the speed of move in. The house will need a room for the live in maid and the room for the nanny.

You wanted to discuss but are you really up to the baggage upon move in?

·Anonymous B13 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #305,041

@305,039 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Will you accept goats in place of currency?

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,043

@previous (B)
Simoleans only please.

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,045

maybe it's because she's so young, i know i probably would have been scared to do that when I was 18

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,048

@305,041 (B)
Of course but it may take me a little longer to prep for that transaction depending how many we agree on. TBH it would be a lot easier for our monthly sacrifices if we didn't have to rush out and buy one each time.

·Anonymous B13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,051

@305,043 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
Damn! I'm all out of simoleans. Don't know what to do with all the extra goats I got lying around, maybe I go deal with ducky's dad.

·Anonymous C13 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #305,052

@305,039 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Deal.

@305,040 (Syntax )
> Peggy Bundy
That is funny.

+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo13 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,107

rape

+Sheik Yiboudi 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,134

Sheik Yiboudi.jpgI PAY ONE GOAT FOR DUCKY

TWO GOATS FOR VIRGINS

·Anonymous C13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,135

@previous (Sheik Yiboudi )
Are you some kinda high roller or something?

+Anonymous J13 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,136

@305,134 (Sheik Yiboudi )
Lol, you're her uncle, you should of looked out for her virtue.

·Sheik Yiboudi 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,139

Sheik Yiboudi.jpgGOAT NOT VIRGIN EITHER

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13 years ago, 11 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #305,264

hahaha sheik hahaha

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