Topic: I'm meeting a girl for a coffee later

+Anonymous A — 13.1 years ago #25,647

It was supposed to be lunch. I worked up some courage to ask her out when I bumped into her last night. She was my personal trainer when I was going to the gym briefly a while ago.

I really want to fuck this girl. She's 10 years younger, and has a ridiculously tight body. I'm stalking her facebook right now.

+squeegee — 13.1 years ago, 54 seconds later[T] [B] #304,150

first

·squeegee — 13.1 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #304,151

Also, niiiiice. Good luck. Hope you're not like 21 or something.

+Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,152

@previous (squeegee )
Hahaha

+Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,153

@OP
What time is it where you are right now? Did you get really nervous when you asked her and did it show or did you cover it up well?

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,155

Sacrifice ten head of cattle to his infernal majesty and your wish will be granted.

+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,156

@OP

> I really want to fuck this girl. She's 10 years younger, and has a ridiculously tight body.

OP is 18

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,157

@304,153 (D)
2pm. Na it was easy, I had been chatting to her a couple of times and when her friends left her alone for a minute I took my opportunity. I briefly considered inviting myself along with them to the pubs, but thought a lunch date would be better.
@304,151 (squeegee )
She's 24 I'm 34.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,158

@304,155 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I've already started.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,160

@previous (A)
Okay, well maybe if you promise to sacrifice 'em later.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,161

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I'm not sure what the retroactive laws of sacrifice are. Maybe I'll kill a couple of burgers

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,162

@304,157 (A)
Keep us all updated on any progress you make.

+mechano !b.ltBX1QuE — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,163

ITT: AnonTalk lives on

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,164

@304,162 (D)
I'm considering posting one of her facebook pics where she's dressed up as a sexy nazi for some theater show. I hope she still has that outfit!

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #304,165

@previous (A)
Text her and ask her to wear the outfit later.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #304,166

@previous (D)
I plan on fucking her a couple of times before I ask her to dress up

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #304,167

@previous (A)
I meant for you to ask her to wear it out for coffee.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #304,169

@previous (D)
I'd have to wear my Exalted Cyclops regalia if she did, and it's in the wash.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #304,173

@304,161 (A)
After doing some calculations I think that'll work.

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #304,174

@304,169 (A)
There is always next time.

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #304,791

@OP
Did anything good happen?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #304,835

@previous (D)
No. The conversation was a little awkward and forced. She was hung over and had a fucked up bruised face and arm from face planting boozed the night before. She didn't want to be there, and I think she was just trying to be polite or something. Ahh well, it turns out I have a chance with her less attractive and more annoying friend...

·Anonymous D — 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #304,840

@previous (A)
Damn. Thanks for the update. That doesn't sound like a total loss. She was bruised and hungover but she still met you. Best of luck next time and thanks for the update.

·Anonymous C — 13 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #304,841

@304,835 (A)
Did you treat her with barely concealed disdain at her inability to maintain during a drunken episode?
"So, do you face plant often while inebriated?"

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