Topic: A nigger walks in to The Doctors office with a frog on his head
+Anonymous A — 13.1 years ago #25,544
The Doctors asks "What seems to be the problem?"The frog says "Well, it started out as a black head on my ass."
+Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 4 hours later[T] [B] #302,904
A dog walks into a pub and pisses against the bar. Moments later a drinker walks in - steps into the puddle and slips on his ass. No sooner is he on his feet than another guy walks in and crashes to the floor. "I just did that", says the first guy - "Did you, you dirty bastard" says the 2nd guy and proceeds to give him a good slapping.
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A vicar is walking home via his churchyard one evening when he hears a tiny voice calling "Help me, please help me" Looking around, at first he sees nothing, and then as the voice calls again he spots a small frog. "Was that you calling for help", inquires the Vicar. "Yes Sir", replies the frog. "You see, really I am a blond haired, blue eyed, handsome little prince but the wicked witch has turned me into a frog. "I see," says the vicar, "and how can I be of help?" "Well Sir," replies the frog, "if you take me home with you and kiss me 3 times and place me under your pillow, in the morning the spell will be broken and I shall return to being a boy". So the vicar follows the instructions and sure enough the following morning the frog has changed back into a boy. "and that Judge is the evidence for the defense"
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A vicar is walking home via his churchyard one evening when he hears a tiny voice calling "Help me, please help me" Looking around, at first he sees nothing, and then as the voice calls again he spots a small frog. "Was that you calling for help", inquires the Vicar. "Yes Sir", replies the frog. "You see, really I am a blond haired, blue eyed, handsome little prince but the wicked witch has turned me into a frog. "I see," says the vicar, "and how can I be of help?" "Well Sir," replies the frog, "if you take me home with you and kiss me 3 times and place me under your pillow, in the morning the spell will be broken and I shall return to being a boy". So the vicar follows the instructions and sure enough the following morning the frog has changed back into a boy. "and that Judge is the evidence for the defense"
+Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,908
+Wolf Haley !7PDoH17nBw — 13.1 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #303,125
+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 13.1 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #303,230
+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #303,238
It's probably a little too long and sophisticated for juveniles.
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