Topic: where can I buy a house nigger for a pet?

+Anonymous A — 13.1 years ago #25,540

Also what do you feed them? Can they eat kibbles and bits? KFC is expensive nowadays...

+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #302,850

just get yourself a bike trap (a human size mouse trap with bike instead of cheese) and one will come by eventually
watermelon is a good substitution if you cant afford KFC

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #302,852

Haiti. Seriously

+Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,856

@302,850 (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
Actually, they've upgraded to iPhones. So iTrap. And yeah watermelon will do, but also cornbread and some greens.

+Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,864

@previous (D)
> iTrap
I fap

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,868

@previous (E)
Lol, figured Autphag would go into a rage if saw that. iTrap iTrannie Apple has really gotten desperate since Steve Jobs died.

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,870

@previous (D)
I bet Steve Jobs would have tried to outlive Ashton Kutcher if he knew that's who would portray him in a movie.

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,875

@previous (E)
Yeah, 2 1/2 Men was ruined when they brought him in.

+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,877

@previous (D)
Everything he does is fucking KELSO EVERYWHERE

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,878

@302,875 (D)
The only thing I have ever thought he did well was his acting on That 70's Show. Acting like a retard seems pretty natural for him.

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,879

@302,877 (F)
Nah, Kelso was the only thing he did that wasn't douchey.

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,880

@previous (E)
I didn't say Kelso was bad. I liked 70's Show. It's just that I see that character with literally everything he does now.

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,882

@previous (F)
Ahh. You see it because that's the only thing he ever did worth a shit. You want to see it. You need to see it. That's just your body's defense mechanism against projectile vomiting upon watching something he is in.

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,883

@302,878 (E)
Kelso was a funny character. Also it was a large cast so he never got a chance to get annoying.

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,885

@302,882 (E)
The only thing I can accept outside of it is the Butterfly Effect and that's because that shit film got me laid so :\

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #302,886

@previous (F)
How did that film get you laid?

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,888

@previous (E)
The girl I was seeing was obsessed with it and after I agreed to watch it with her finally she started touching my penis. It was worth the hour and a half.

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,891

@previous (F)
> finally she started touching my penis.
And if you could, sir, please tell us what happened as soon as she touched your penis?

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,893

@previous (E)
I came and started farting. It was grate.

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,895

@previous (F)
It sounds like it was a grate tiem.

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,917

Why would you want a house nigger? They're dumber than canines.

+Anonymous H — 13.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,922

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
because aunt jemima make gud waffles?

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,924

@302,852 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
:-(

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,925

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You should stop whoring yourself out on road trips.
Also stop posting your co-ordinates of where to find drugs, the fuzz might fuck you over one.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,943

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
omg lol why do you say im whoring myself!!!!

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,946

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Because he thinks all females do that.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,949

@302,924 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Its true, they have a very high amount of child, in home slaves. They even set up this police commissioner to start a special task force to end this practice. When it was found out that HE had in house slaves he said "I dont rape mine".

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,953

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
that sucks
haiti used to be lovely, like hundreds of years ago

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 41 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,959

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

> that sucks
> haiti used to be lovely, like hundreds of years ago

During colonial rule. Because white people

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago, 46 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,960

@previous (E)
I mean before thatt

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,965

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
BC Before Columbus. Imagine the entire Caribbean without a nigger in sight. I like your way of thinking ducky.

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,974

@302,960 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Before that the only things in Haiti were apes.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,978

@302,959 (E)
> colonial rule
Hahaha what a myth. Jews like to blame Whites for their crimes. Columbus was a kyke.

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,979

@302,974 (E)
No. Only things in Haiti today are apes. Just over 500 years ago it was filled with people smart enough to get there on their own.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago, 54 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,985

@302,978 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
columbus the psychopath

+Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #303,158

@302,978 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

Columbus was not. He had conversos with him. Conversos were Jews who pretended to convert to Christianity to stay in Spain.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #303,191

@previous (J)
You're not aware that Columbus was a crypto-converso?

·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #303,262

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

I know he saw a flying saucer when he passed through the Bermuda triangle. No joke, it's in his logs and on Wikipedia somewhere too.

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