Topic: I was browsing a porn site earlier
+Dr Autphag — 13.1 years ago #25,511
I accidentally clicked on what I thought was a man fucking a woman in the ass. But it wasn't a woman! She was a man that had a beautiful feminine face, with long hair, sexy legs, and such a nice ass. MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT. I had a sudden rapid heart beat, followed by erratic arrythmia and then a brief cessation of heart beat, which may be followed be either one of a heart attack or complete cessation of heart beat.I may die. You're probably all celebrating. Well, RIP I guess.
Mom always said I'd go out like this.
+Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #302,623
first+Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,818
+Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,819
OP
Where is his Vagina?
Where is his Vagina?
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,821
That is the last way by which I'd want to die. Think of the mutually shared humiliation between those who discover my deceased, rotting corpse, crouching in front of a computer desk with faggot porn on the monitor. Since I am not a faggot, this will never happen.
+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,822
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
How long do you think it would take for someone to discover you were dead?
How long do you think it would take for someone to discover you were dead?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,824
+Anonymous G — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,825
@302,821 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I like to think you're quick enough in a crisis that you'd clear your browsing history and close it in the precious few seconds you'd have left.
I like to think you're quick enough in a crisis that you'd clear your browsing history and close it in the precious few seconds you'd have left.
+Anonymous H — 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,827
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,829
@previous (H)
Oh yeah and he's gonna go looking for me, isn't he? Lol, he'd just suspend me off the rota without notice if I pulled a stunt like dying on him, don't be daft.
Oh yeah and he's gonna go looking for me, isn't he? Lol, he'd just suspend me off the rota without notice if I pulled a stunt like dying on him, don't be daft.
·Anonymous H — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,831
+Anonymous I — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,837
> At a stretch, weeks at the earliest. Potentially years.
Friendless and devoid of close family. Why am I not surprized.
He got another Fistfucking on Shitcan an hour or so ago.
Friendless and devoid of close family. Why am I not surprized.
He got another Fistfucking on Shitcan an hour or so ago.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #302,838
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