Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: Dear dick diary
+Anonymous A — 13.1 years ago #25,292
Mood: Enraged
Music: Tool - Hooker With A Penis
+Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #300,128
Dear dick diary, today I got a chubby on the bus. There was a girl in a car next to the bus, I saw her touch herself and sniff her fingers.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #300,133
This thread will be conversations with my dick for future reference.
+Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #300,137
@OP
> Tool
Fuck fucking yes
+Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #300,141
This song I'm gonna share with you It's called a letter to my penis yall
Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave, now all you do stare at the floor
Ohhhh dear penis, I don't like you anymore
Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to get by
Now It seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame
Dear penis I don't like you anymore
He sings, dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore
Why can't we get a grip on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truely how we feel
If we put our heads together we've just stay home forever
Dear penis, I think I like you after all
Ohhhh and Rodney, while your shaven, shave my balls
·Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #300,146
@previous (D)
One of the few funny redneck comedians.
·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #300,163
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #300,179
Mood: Full
Music: Tool - Prison Sex
WAKE THE FUKC UP
+Badman !95h.DKA0dY — 13.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #300,241
mood: sprite
music: tool - the patient
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