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Topic: I'm a fully qualified phone repairman.

+Anonymous A13.1 years ago #25,271

Some niggers put underfloor insulation in my house, and fucked up my internet. Luckily when I climbed under the house to reconnect the wires, there was brand new clean plastic sheet instead of damp sandy clay to roll around in.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.1 years ago, 52 minutes later[T] [B] #299,856

WHAT?!?!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #299,865

MacGyver.jpg@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I got high, and crawled under the house. I did have to find the wires and figure out what was broken and what to do, so it was all good. I used speaker wire and some chocolate block I found to hook it back up. Commando style too, because I did it without wearing underpants

+Anonymous C13.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #299,871

You fucked up. You should have got Mexicans to do it.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,873

I cant understand you

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,874

@299,871 (C)
I hear Mexicans are hard working and I'd like to import some

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,875

@299,873 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Sorry about that, but not really. What part don't you understand?

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,887

@previous (A)
The part where you talk about technical stuff that is completely beyond her.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,889

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
yeah

+Syntax 13.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,969

@299,865 (A)
Cause I R Engineer I have to ask

The speaker wire you used to fix - how big a break? Did you keep the twist?

+Fucky 13.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #300,000

@299,875 (A)
The part where you talk.

+Anonymous G13.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #300,034

@previous (Fucky )

GET!!!


·Fucky 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #300,041

@previous (G)
Yes!!!

·Anonymous G13.1 years ago, 57 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #300,042

@previous (Fucky )

TITTIES


·Fucky 13.1 years ago, 30 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #300,043

@previous (G)
Two of them!!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #300,080

@299,969 (Syntax )
It broke where someone had joined the wires to go to phone jacks around the house. I used wire I had laying around, it didn't have a twist in it.

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