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Topic: I'm thinking about dumping my gf and sending her cats away

+Anonymous A13.1 years ago #25,224

ducky.jpgand replacing her with a 2D waifu, vidya, cocaine, beer, whiskey, internet hookers, freedom, disposable income and bro-friendship. Need advice.

+Anonymous B13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #299,456

> internet hookers
Paying camwhores?

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #299,457

:-(

+Anonymous D13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #299,462

@OP
Not sure if serious. But if you are and those things are of more value to you than your girlfriend then go for it. Waking up alone sucks but cocaine, beer, and whiskey would help with that. I would add weed to the list.

+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo13.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #299,466

@OP

> and replacing her with a 2D waifu
> a 2D waifu

Dude, get some backbone and snatch a fucking crew of cock servants. They won't bitch and complain like the 3D counterparts, at least act like a man towards the 2D whores.

·Anonymous D13.1 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #299,483

@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
> cock servants

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk13.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,577

@299,466 (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
> at least act like a man towards the 2D whores

lol'd

+Syntax 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,579

@OP
You will also be replacing HER with Ur Right n Left hands.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,613

@previous (Syntax )
Some of my best sexual moments were with my hands

+Anonymous H13.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,799

@OP
Fucking hookers is an expensive pastime

·Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #299,809

@previous (H)
get a real doll instead

·Anonymous H13.1 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #299,816

doll.gif@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)

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