Topic: God nowhere to be found as Bible Bus overturns and kills three teenagers.

+Anonymous A — 13.1 years ago #25,041

Ironic religious story of the day.

> A bus carrying teenagers returning to Indiana from a church camp in Michigan crashed Saturday afternoon just minutes from home, killing three people and sending 26 others to hospitals, officials said.

http://news.yahoo.com/3-dead-bus-carrying-teens-crashes-indiana-213541570.html

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #297,796

Does Egypt or Syria have dibs on ironic religious story of the month then?

+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,806

me got relevant picture

+Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,824

The fist of an angry God is hardly ironic. They obviously deserved to die

+Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,828

@previous (D)
Inb4
"It's gods will"
"God has a plan"
"God needed those kids in heaven"

Ad nauseam

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,830

@previous (E)
God punished those kids, we should be thankful and praise our lord for his wisdom

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,831

@previous (D)
I wonder what they did wrong.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,833

@previous (E)
They chose the wrong bus.

+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,845

@previous (A)
The Bang Bus never crashed. Maybe there is a god its message is clear.

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,853

@previous (F)
If those bible kids were on the Bang Bus, they'd still be alive today.

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,854

@previous (D)
Anyone who rode the bang bus once rode the bible bus. Religion is not all bad.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,855

@297,853 (D)
> kids
> Bang Bus
Contain yourself, pedo.

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,864

@previous (A)
God works in mysterious ways

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,866

@previous (D)
Pedos were probably driving that bus.

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,871

@previous (A)
Rumor has it that Pope Francis himself was at the wheel.

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,872

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,873

@297,871 (F)
Careful; you could get put in a Vatican prison for 2+ years for sharing this information.

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,876

@previous (A)
I don't fear the authority of a nation the size of a postage stamp, ran by a spic who changed his name to one that is shared by lunch ladies everywhere and guarded by people dressed like they are face cards.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,878

@previous (F)
Enjoy your sodomy by men in red capes.

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,879

@previous (A)
With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen capes are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,880

@previous (F)
Superman?

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,896

@previous (A)
Hunter S. Thompson. I did the cape part.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,897

@previous (F)
I don't trust a man who shoots himself in the heart in order to feel similar effects to DMT usage.

·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,899

@previous (A)
I don't think that's why he killed himself. I think it was to be shot out of a cannon.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,900

@previous (F)
A handcannon, maybe.

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