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Topic: omg I gained weight
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago #25,033
omg im so bad :(
+Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #297,715
put down the candy bars already
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,719
@previous (B)
I was thinking id get some icecream tonight :(
+Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,724
FATASS
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,731
im thinking I should get icecream I mean I already gained weight right
+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.1 years ago, 8 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,732
at least you're not drastically losing weight at an alarming rate
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.1 years ago, 37 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,733
@297,731 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
yes
+Rapeculture — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,735
@297,731 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
AIDS can help you lose weight. Just fuck a nigger
·Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 30 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,736
@297,731 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
yeah i mean if youre going to be a fat pile of crap you might as well enjoy yourself
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,738
@297,732 (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
is that you?
@previous (B)
yeah well. its just five pounds
·Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,739
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
before you know it that becomes 50 pounds
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 50 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,740
@previous (B)
morbid said I could get icecream
·Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,741
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
morbid is also a drugged up weirdo dont do it
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,746
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,752
@297,738 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
yes
@297,741 (B)
hey
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,764
@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
wtf? ur losing weight?
I got a mcflurry I deserve to be judged and mmmn
+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,765
@297,746 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Did you get any ice cream? What flavor?
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,766
@297,764 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> Eating McDonalds
You are going to die.
·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,767
@297,732 (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
> at least you're not drastically losing weight at an alarming rate
White man from town.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,768
@297,765 (F)
oreo mcflurry
@297,766 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
omg lol! I swear i have not eaten mcdonalds in yrs. never again
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,769
·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,773
@297,768 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Mcflurries are not good. You should go to a proper ice cream place next time.
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
It's a reference to something from a book that was made into a movie.
+Anonymous H — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,774
Just go full burqa. Gain all the weight you want be happy.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,775
@297,773 (F)
I usually do but its almost midnighttt
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.1 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,776
@297,767 (F)
I fookin h8 Stephen king also never met a gypsy in my life
actually saw two younger girls who might have been with all that weird overboard makeup
·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,777
@297,775 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Night time is the right time.
@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
> I fookin h8 Stephen king
> actually saw two younger girls who might have been with all that weird overboard makeup
Two girls who formed together to make one Stephen King through the magic of makeup.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,778
@previous (F)
LOL!!! Weird
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,779
@297,774 (H)
lol solid advice.
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.1 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,780
@297,752 (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
if you're losing weight, your guts must be liquefying and being pissed out, because I don't see how it's possible for you to lose any weight
·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,784
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
26 feet of piss.
@297,778 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I would love to know there is a world where two people can become a famous author by combining forces.
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.1 years ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,785
@297,780 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
tis possible
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #297,790
@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
no
@297,780 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
yeah
@297,784 (F)
ok great
+Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,932
Ducky you gain weight on Ramadan because you starve during the day and so when you eat at night your body holds more calories. You should give it up.
+squeegee — 13.1 years ago, 35 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,938
@297,776 (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
> also never met a gypsy in my life
Count yourself lucky. They steal everything.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,947
@297,932 (J)
I know but its not up to me I cant not eat dinner with the family at 9pm /:
+Anonymous L — 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,949
fat bitch
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,950
@previous (L)
rude douche
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.1 years ago, 45 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,969
·Anonymous L — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,998
@297,950 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
maybe you shouldn't be such a bitch then
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #298,003
@previous (L)
I do not care enough
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #298,088
@297,947 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
you could sneak food during the day and not eat as much at dinner.
·Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 33 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #298,109
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
allah sees all and he will not be pleased
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #298,113
@298,088 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I am going to get a burger now LOL
·Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #298,116
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
is it mcdonalds
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 47 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #298,118
@previous (B)
noooo some indian place
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,317
@297,947 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I'd say buy it at school but hmm I'm guessing you aren't going to college. You're waiting to marry Quack or something?
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
diarhea :(
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,318
@previous (J)
ROFL! I didnt grt diarhea
yeah ill go to college one day rofl.
why cant I go AFTER marriage like a decent person
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,324
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Why hasn't Quack asked you to marry him? He needs to hurry so you can enroll! It sounds like you haven't enrolled. It's probably too late to enroll for the fall. Are you going to stay home all day this year?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,325
@previous (J)
i wanna get married
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,327
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Have you finally told your dad about him?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,328
@previous (J)
no I cant until quack becomes a muslim! Lol!
·Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,329
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
is this a dawah mission or something
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,332
@298,328 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I'm pretty sure he's not going to become a Muslim.
+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.1 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,334
fatter nigger cock
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,337
@298,332 (J)
well he has to pretend
@298,329 (B)
what
@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
thx sis?
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,338
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> well he has to pretend
I don't think he's going to. I know in the middle east they marry girls off to their cousins who are 50 years older when the girl is 11.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,339
@previous (J)
my family is "rich people" so they dont really do that lol
im sure my dad would prefer I never get married lol
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,340
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I thought Muslims like their daughters to be married. Do your parents ever talk to you about your future like marriage, college, etc? I guess your father knows about Quack.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,341
@previous (J)
no he doesnt know my mom told me not to tell my dad or he'll...and then she did that cut throat sign so I figured we shouldnt tell him and nem
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,349
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Really? Quack seems decent. Most women your age are sleeping with every black guy and white trash they find. Quack's even willing to put off sex till marriage, which most guys won't do.
·Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,358
i bet ducky's farts smell like potpourri
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,360
@298,349 (J)
yeah not good enough for my dad lol, ok
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,361
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Maybe you should tell him at least. Hell he could see all the shit girls do in the west and think you're like them. At least show him your boyfriend is a decent guy, better than most guys, and you're not dating blacks.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,364
@previous (J)
I cant, what if he takes away my laptop and kicks me out, hes not reasonable lolol
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,369
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
He does all this stuff he hates so you wouldn't hear him snoring.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,380
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,381
@298,369 (J)
I dont wanna be kicked out
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,382
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You can live with Quack.
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,383
@298,381 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Oh wait, try this: Tell your dad you are sleeping with tons of men like a typical American girl. Then say, just kidding actually I have a nice boyfriend and am still a virgin, he's just not Muslim. I told you the first thing so you would handle what's really happening more easily.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,404
@previous (J)
lol oh u guyz r sweet but well wait and see what happens....lol
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,413
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
What do your parents expect you to do now that you're out of school? Work? Stay home and do nothing? Marry? College?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,424
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,426
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You enrolled?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,429
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,430
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
What are you gonna study? Be careful of the liberal professors brainwashing people with Jewish lies.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,434
@previous (J)
english would be easy, anthropology would be fun, and fashion would be stressful these are the things id go in for lol
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,439
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
English has you reading propaganda and being force to write stuff agreeing with it. Anthropology is similar but with so-called history. Fashion is good.
If you want real history, go to youtube and put in "David Irving" and start watching.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,447
@previous (J)
erm lol. I think anthro would be fun
·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,462
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Did you get more ice cream?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,463
@previous (F)
no do u think I should?
·Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,464
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
How could anyone ever say no to ice cream? Get some ice cream.
+Anonymous O — 13.1 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,465
@298,439 (J)
Irving, read 3 of his books. Autphag is that you?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,476
@298,464 (F)
lol I dont need to start fat making habits
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,477
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> lol I dont need to start fat making habits
You went from starving in Africa to living high in Canada.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,479
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,480
what a stupid retarded thing to save on your computer
·Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #298,483
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You made it funny! :D
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