Topic: Jewish inventions and creations

+Anonymous A — 13.1 years ago #25,032

Or helped to firmly establish in some instances.

REALLY PRACTICAL INVENTIONS: Jeans, Lipstick, the Ballpoint Pen, Contraceptives, Instant Coffee, Television Remote Control, Traffic Lights, Scotchguard, the Flexistraw.

REALLY BIG INVENTIONS: The Atomic Bomb, the Thermonuclear Bomb,, Genetic Engineering, the Nuclear Chain Reactor, Virtual Reality.

CULTURAL CONTRIBUTIONS: Hollywood, the Sit-Com, the Long Playing Record, Woodstock, Sound Movies, Videotape, Color Television, Instant Photography, Holography

GAME CHANGERS: Monotheism, Psychoanalysis, the Theory of Relativity, the Weekend (Shabbat)

INVENTIONS BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER “C’: Capitalism, Communism, Circumcision, Cheesecake, Cafeterias

NEVER BUY RETAIL: Discount Stores, Pawn Shops, the Shopping Cart and the Ready-to-Wear Clothing Industry

I FEEL BETTER ALREADY: Prozac, Valium, The Polio Vaccine, Radiation, Chemotherapy, the Artificial Kidney Dialysis machine, the Defibrillator, the Cardiac Pacemaker, Vaccination against the deadly “Hepatitis B” virus, the Vaccinating Needle, Laser Technology

CHAI TECH: Google, the Wire Transmission Facsimilie (FAX) , the Microphone, the Gramophone, the Microprocessing Chip, Optical Fiber Cable, Laser, Cellular Technology, the Videotape Recorder

HOW DID WE LIVE WITHOUT THESE?: Drip Irrigation, Scale Model Electric Trains, the Pager, the Walkie-talkie, Refrigerated Railroad Car, High-vacuum Electron Tubes, the Incandescent Lamp, Kodachrome Film, the Blimp, the Adding Machine, Stainless Steel, Tapered Roller Bearings.

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #297,713

Plagiarized from prototypical White European inventions stolen at the patent office, and 'helping to firmly established' is poorly-veiled code for what the Japanese do every day, 'take something whites made and make it seemingly more 'efficient' at a stupid mark-up cost and productivity premium.'

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,717

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You apparently invented whining.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,721

@previous (A)
You invented the strawman, ad hom, and autistic echolilia-induced catchphrase quipping.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 42 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,723

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Word salad.

+Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,839

@previous (A)
If word salad doesn't include bacon, then it too is made by jews

+Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,885

@297,713 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

> Plagiarized from prototypical White European inventions stolen at the patent office

Do you have any examples or proof of this?

+Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,930

Every comic book superhero was made by jews.

Jews didn't invent circumcision. that's Egypt. Jews forgot to include female circumcision anyway.

The Atomic Bomb came from the US government's Operation Paperclip where they snuck in and stole Third Reich military secrets and destroyed them so the Russians and Brittish couldn't get them. However the A-bomb was known in ancient India as the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahmastra . The Third Reich sent expeditions to India. Oppenheimer (jewish scientist in the USA) was even aware of this as he quoted ancient Hindi scripture, "I have become death, the destroyer of worlds."

Some of these others are wrong. John J. Loud made the ballpoint pen. I didn't bother checking the rest.

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,934

I want a list of:

Muslim inventions and creations
--- I think some foods and the burka.

Wiccan inventions and creations
--- ?? No idea

Scientologist inventions and creations
--- E-meter, anything else?

·Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,935

I think this thread's list is bullshit, other than Capitalism and Communism. I don't see Ben & Jerry's on there. They invented a lot of ice cream flavors.

+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,939

@297,934 (E)
> Muslim inventions and creations
> --- I think some foods and the burka.
Numbers, algebra. Except they stole all of that form the Indians and the Greek.

> Scientologist inventions and creations
> --- E-meter, anything else?
OT13 tech, bitch!

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 52 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,941

@297,935 (E)
Nah, capitalism ala Smithean trade-liberalism is veritably Anglosaxonic in origin, the Jews just proceeded to turn it into a ponzy system for their abuse like they do everything else.

Just realised too, none of the I FEEL BETTER ALREADY list sounds remotely positive, most are expensive medical toys with high rates of mortality when it isn't redefined simply to mean 'you lived a day longer than your allopathic medicine mandated life expectancy!' Horrific.

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,942

@297,934 (E)

the E-meter is just a glorified lie detector.

+Stove Jobs — 13.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #298,085

@297,713 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> 'take something whites made and make it seemingly more 'efficient' at a stupid mark-up cost and productivity premium.'
Disclosure of company secrets is strictly forbidden. You will be dealt with shortly, but I must ask you: was it worth it?

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