Topic: How To Remain Single Forever
+Anonymous A — 13.1 years ago #25,022
> Go on date
>Skip all small talk
>"Alrighty then, let's get straight down to brass tacks. Question 1 of the Pop Quiz: If some men are doctors..."
>"Pop quiz?"
>"That's correct. Now...if some men are doctors and some doctors are tall, does it logically follow that some men are tall?"
>"Uhhh...yes?"
>"Incorrect! Question two: You are on the gameshow, 'Let's Make a Deal'. The Host offers you a choice of one of three doors. Behind one is a car, behind the other two are goats. You chose a door, the host reveals which of the two remaining doors conceals a goat. What are your odds of winning by keeping your current door compared to switching doors?"
>"That's easy, 50/50."
>"WRONG! The correct answer is 1/3 chance on original door, 2/3 chance on remaining door. Question three: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives..."
>She stands up and walks away.
>mfw nobody has even completed all ten questions, let alone scored 50% or better
+squeegee — 13.1 years ago, 43 minutes later[T] [B] #297,654
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