Topic: My grammar is best.
+Gunlog — 13.1 years ago #24,990
No one can do better at an grammar test than I can.
+Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 35 minutes later[T] [B] #297,288
I said Gunlog was a fool it is true and I am sorry. He may fit his own punctuation.
·Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,289
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
·Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,290
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
A complex but quite grammatically correct sentence.
+Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #297,323
@previous (B)
That's my favorite sentence. It was told to me once and made me laugh
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