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Topic: American males are turning into poofs.

+Anonymous A13.1 years ago #24,982

With the continued emasculation of the American male in full swing, it appears that US farmers are now abandoning tough-guy tobacco as a crop and replacing it with.... guess what.... the chickpea.

Yes, the chickpea.

And this is because the American male is eating hummus by the truckload.

Yes hummus, that brown lib-fag pea paste that you put on finely sliced pitta bread. No longer going for a pint, the American males are inviting their friends over to 'talk' about 'relationships' and serving up hummus and then trying on clothes for their friends to rate. Then they all do their hair.

Farm after farm is converting to the chick pea to satisfy the American males' new faggy appetite.

American males -- what a bunch of poofs.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323798104578453174022015956.html

+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #297,191

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+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g13.1 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,192

No surprise here.
I grow my own tobacco anyway.

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,195

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
see @297,191 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)

+Anonymous D13.1 years ago, 18 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,196

@297,192 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Upgrade to cooking your own meth, fgt.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g13.1 years ago, 37 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,198

@297,195 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
Must be Wiemar-era dystopian socialist agitprop. The NSDAP were compulsive smokers.

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,200

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Yeah, so? What good is an Aryan soldier with weakened, blackened lungs?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,201

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
That's more due to the chemicals laced in modern tobacco than tobacco itself. Another item of Jewish agitprop you've been taken in by.
Naturally grown tobacco was found not to affect the lungs significantly. It also has a stacking effect enhancing concentration above and in addition to the concentration-enhancing effects of meth.

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+Anonymous E13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #297,209

@OP

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Hummmmmmm Ya got me to look up Chickpeas aka Garbanzo Beans. - I on occasions a few tymes a year eat Hummus - But far more often I eat the beans cold in Salads and they are great in Indian Food. In Spain in Basque country they do amazing things with them. Ground and shaped in balls - Spiced up and fried as falafel, fantastic eating.

But I bet those terbaco farmers are growing them up for animal food.

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