
Infuse Bank of America with more money ($100 million dollars)
Infuse Sallie mae with 100 billion dollars and force them to make all their loans %25 interest.
Teriege money trucks into my lawn so I can personaly send out infusions to banks.
Abolish the bill of rights. (not just through another bill like PATRIOT ACT, NDAA, etc. make it no longer ANY part of the law so no attorney can cite things like the 1st amendment when talking about free speech)
Make it illegal to protest my eternal leadership. The swastika will be offended.
Make all elections illegal. (Yes they were rigged) and I will choose your leaders that only support killing Americans who don't like me.
Make it impossible to kill me. The swastika will protect me from death forever.
If any one tries to leave the country during my Billion year dictatorship, I will kill them.
Make it illegal to be older than 45 years old. once you hit 45, you are euthanized. (except for me I am immortal)