Topic: ATTN: Infidels
+Autophagy — 13.1 years ago #24,891
Please pledge your life to Allah most great and the teachings of the prophet Muhammad ITT or commit yourself to a lifetime of despair.
+Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #296,606
+Sheik Yiboudi — 13.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #296,611
UHHH, WHAT HE SAID!+Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #296,639
Remove your ban on beer and bacon and I'm in.
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·Autophagy (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #296,648
@previous (D)
Dear brother if you accept Allah and the teachings of his most beloved prophet you will no longer ache for the joys of this world but those in the hereafter which are beyond the words or understanding of man.
·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #296,653
@previous (Autophagy )
Beer and bacon today > 72 virgins in the afterlife.
·Autophagy (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #296,655
@previous (D)
Glutton is a sin oh brother and the meat of the pig is unfit for consumption where alcohol stupifys the senses and dulls the earthly pleasures not forsaken by our faith.
·Sheik Yiboudi — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #296,659
@previous (Autophagy )
SEEMS LEGIT+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.1 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #296,714
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,426
Bump4Allah.
+Anonymous F — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,434
The 72 virgins are actually angel servants and they stay virgins. They can't do it.
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,436
@previous (F)
not even blowjobs?
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,445
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
...Halojobs?
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,448
@previous (Autophagy )
hotdog down a halo
+Anonymous H — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,459
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> hotdog down a halo
Lol goddamn you're funny.
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,465
@331,448 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
∞ hotdogs down a halo?
Wingjobs?
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,466
@previous (Autophagy )
It'd give them wingboners and turn them into bronies
and I'll be banished to the hell for this unredeemable sin
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,471
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Turn them into bronies
yo rav rought muchu disronar to TinyChan, On~kun. Redeem yoself thru seppuku~!
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,475
@previous (Autophagy )
only if you have prepared 72 virgins for my afterlife enjoyment
+Autophagy — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,477
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Brbpraying2Allah.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,479
@previous (Autophagy )
tell me when he answers
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,513
+Anonymous K — 12.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #331,633

wear hijab or
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,032
@331,479 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Allah said no problem, jihad away.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,038
@previous (Autophagy )
I did, saw no virgins, so came back to life, you fucking lying scum troll piece of shit. Allah too.
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,043
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Psychotic fucktard troll, I kill you... again!
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,047
@previous (Autophagy )
Shut up, troll. You can't kill me unless you give me the 72 virgins afterlife. IT IS BASICALLY PROMISED!
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,059
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
72 autismal bronies?
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,061
@previous (Autophagy )
now you've turned the angel servants into bronies and added autism on top of it. prepare to barbecue in infidel hell.
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,072
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Which circle of hell is infidel hell? I need directions plox.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,074
@previous (Autophagy )
infidel circle
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,123
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Troll circle.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,124
@previous (Autophagy )
> You are here ·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,125
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Therefore TC
is Hell.
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,143
@previous (Autophagy )
infidel hell
sounds legit
BBQ party!
·Autophagy (OP) — 12.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,152
@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Fug yisss.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #332,253

Another happy ending for all.
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