Topic: If I had a daughter, and it started getting uppity, violent, angry, seeking vindication to humiliate
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago #24,712
...me? I'd fucking murder the little cow. I'd get it angry enough that it'd attempt to fight me so that there'd be some basic precedence for self-defense. I'd still get time, but not as much, and probably in a psych ward as opposed to jail.
But before turning myself in (which would lessen my time inside again, the UK's legal system tries to give as many concessions as possible for showing feigned conscience), I'd cut up her womb, her adrenal glands, other glandular organs and other nutritionally valuable tissues, mix them into a stew of her blood and drink the fucking thing in a one-er.
But before turning myself in (which would lessen my time inside again, the UK's legal system tries to give as many concessions as possible for showing feigned conscience), I'd cut up her womb, her adrenal glands, other glandular organs and other nutritionally valuable tissues, mix them into a stew of her blood and drink the fucking thing in a one-er.
+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #295,065
...or you could just kick her out and let her die in the streets via sexually transmitted diseases and shared needles.
+Anonymous C — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,067
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,068
@295,065 (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Bitch's Celtic genes would kick in and she'd enjoy being lavished in prostitutional attention and the sexually libidinous opulence she'd indulge in while being fucked relentlessly by a bunch of negroiditic gangbanging pimpsters.
Bitch's Celtic genes would kick in and she'd enjoy being lavished in prostitutional attention and the sexually libidinous opulence she'd indulge in while being fucked relentlessly by a bunch of negroiditic gangbanging pimpsters.
+Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,070
So hypothetical speaking you are a straight mate?
The deposition for Boudica harlotdom is the celtic plight, so plow your daughter with all your might.
The deposition for Boudica harlotdom is the celtic plight, so plow your daughter with all your might.
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,073
You're soft and trembling, You couldnt do jack shit to anyone
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,075
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
If you were my daughter, you'd get the full brunt of my wrath.
But you'd of course just be my son who thinks he's my daughter, so you'll just be kicked out to fend for yourself in the underworld of faggot prostitution.
If you were my daughter, you'd get the full brunt of my wrath.
But you'd of course just be my son who thinks he's my daughter, so you'll just be kicked out to fend for yourself in the underworld of faggot prostitution.
(Edited 26 seconds later.)
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,077
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 35 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,078
+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,094
@295,075 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
The full brunt of your wrath is about as terrifying a prospect as fighting a crippled kitten.
The full brunt of your wrath is about as terrifying a prospect as fighting a crippled kitten.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,098
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,100
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 53 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,103
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.1 years ago, 33 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,104
Ah gawd, so edgy.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 9 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,105
@295,103 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
You pop supplements like they're tic tics because of your low T and breast growth
You pop supplements like they're tic tics because of your low T and breast growth
+Dr. Dotfrag — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #295,159
+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 13.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #295,596
Why not just drown her in boiling water?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #295,599
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I'd still eat her disembodied composite parts of flesh as a stew.
I'd still eat her disembodied composite parts of flesh as a stew.
·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #295,602
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #295,604
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
I'm the ultimate misogynist. Misandric, matriarchal oppression has gone at the hands of Judeocommuniry for too long.
I'm the ultimate misogynist. Misandric, matriarchal oppression has gone at the hands of Judeocommuniry for too long.
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #295,609
+Anonymous J — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #295,612
huh, funnay.
id dump her on a family of rabid fundie christians.
no jail tyme.
id dump her on a family of rabid fundie christians.
no jail tyme.
+jump — 13.1 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #295,833
Can I have the body?
+Anonymous L — 13.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #295,876
It's hard to believe that anything Dr. Autphag types is legit.
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