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Topic: how to increase your carbon footprint

+Anonymous A13.1 years ago #24,710

drive an SUV

leave the lights burning in every room all night

hold the fridge door open for ten minutes every hour

run the air conditioning with windows open

grow cupious amounts of skunk weed

buy 200 tvs, leave all the channels on at the same time- then you dont need to change the channel

+Anonymous B13.1 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #295,042

great thanks

+Anonymous C13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,043

Have a child, way worse than all of those things combined.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,044

@previous (C)
this heavily implies anyone here is capable of getting laid

+Anonymous D13.1 years ago, 5 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,045

Have a private jet, live in a mansion, sell your failing network to Al Jazeera become wealthy oil multi millionaire.

·Anonymous C13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,046

@295,044 (A)

You think anyone here can afford 200 tvs and an SUV?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,048

@previous (C)
yes

+On !Uvm54ORbmo13.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #295,268

@previous (A)
I wish.

+Anonymous F13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #295,269

@295,046 (C)
You could get paid to pick up 200 CRT TVs.

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