Topic: Autphag

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago #24,709

Please use your autistic hyper male powers to write a short story about my life as a confused, trans, mirror fucker. thank you

+Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 39 minutes later[T] [B] #295,049

A short story about my life as a confused, trans, mirror fucker

by Autphag

Mirror mirror in the stall who is the most aryian queen of all?
Tiny dick in my hand do you understand?
That if you don't spill at all the white autistic hypermale will fall.
Trans is wrong but i secretly like the shlong thats why i have this song:

IF THIS IS THE WAY IT ENDS,
IF THIS IS THE WAY MY RACE ENDS,
IF THIS IS THE WAY IT EEENDS,
I CAN'T BARE TO WITNESS...
DON'T LET IT END THIS WA,Y
DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY,
DON'T LET IT END THIS WAAAAYYY-AAYYYY (CAN'T BEAR TO WITNESS)...

I am to closeted to see that my jewish gayness sets me free.
Free free free but i still reek of pee.
Water sports are my stout cohorts when i am traveling in my shorts -
all around ireland is where i sire with my hand a new hypermale social stand.

I don't like the kikes because they are all dykes.
I don't like the hebes because they explain my dirty deeds.
analyzing all my deviant needs in my impotent pleads.

...Fuck i already came
But its the jew to blame

....
to be continued

+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,051

@previous (B)
I actually laughed at this, but you're still a degenerate for projecting all your proclivities onto me.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,052

@295,049 (B)
Hilarious

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 55 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #295,053

@295,051 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Please I need this for a science fair project

+Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,054

@295,049 (B)
Funny shit. Anon b must be kook.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,055

@295,053 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
...the two aren't fucking related. Transsexualism isn't science, it was invented by a Jew who wanted to peddle a sexual degeneracy and moral deconstruction agenda legitimated by Freudo-Adlerian psychoanalytical psychiatry and cultural Marxist normativity-deviancy equivalency.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,056

@295,054 (D)
Yhe grammar's quite similar, same mistakes... you're onto something.
It probably is.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,057

@295,055 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I'm doing a project on the sexual practices of confused deviants, and you seem very knowledgeable.

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,058

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
But you're even more knowledgeable; you're the chick with a dick.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,061

@295,049 (B)
:D

+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,062

@295,051 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)

You're the one who's spent a good deal of this evening detailing bizarre sexual practices you imagine us getting up to.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,063

@295,056 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I'm everywhere

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,064

@295,058 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Why even respond to me if this is true? Does it feel good to rub dicks over the internet?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,079

Hey where's my fanfiction, jitterpuss?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,088

Where's my fanfiction, sweet baby caterpie?

·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,092

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Fuck off and go back to getting raped by your dad, little boy.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #295,097

@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Rub cocks with me, autphag. I know that you're picturing this. I can wear my sexy lingerie and you can take a few hits off of your pipe and grab the Crisco

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #295,163

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
> Crisco
> 2013
> ISHYGDDT

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #295,165

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
How about Oleo?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #295,168

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Nnnnoooo.

Jo H2O or astroglide ffs.

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