Topic: I will, as the RedCreame saying goes, 'admit my roal'
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago #24,664

I am a horrible person, who deserves
everything he gets by virtue of having brought it upon himself, just because he's him.
I'm worthless because of who I am, a disgusting Irishman, 52 years of age, and now, having drunk Bailey's lacquer for 3 days straight (to the neglect of feeding myself), an alcoholic drunkard. My work is so minimal that the fact I haven't claimed welfare hardly serves my redemption any. I deserve to die, and maybe everyone's wish will come soon when my liver finally kneels over.
RIP, Autphag, ye were kent naen by naebody, ya worthless auld caudger.
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+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago, 52 seconds later[T] [B] #294,580
awww what!!! dont fall apart autfag!!!! we love you!!!!!
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,582
:'[
+Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,584
As a doctor I prescribe you some high strength meth suppositories. Take two and call me in the morning.
+Anonymous E — 13.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,586
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,587
please cheer up buttercup
+morbid — 13.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #294,588
u must carry on white race before dying. you must fight your lack of urge and get horny so that you can spread your genes. then you can die.
+RedCream — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,591
Surely a typoa. Foar in noa survivable fashion can a person imbibe lacquer, Bailey's brand oar not, foar a period of time best described as being "three days". Poisoning is moast likely.
+Anonymous H — 13.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,697
@294,586 (E)
> mad·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,705
@294,591 (RedCream )
Liver poisoning is a far more gradual process than one makes it out to be.
·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 34 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,707
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Not when you're drinking this.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 52 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,709
@previous (D)
Well you seem to be a connoisseur of paint thinners.
·Anonymous D — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,718
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Only the best. I was unaware of Baileys own brand though.
·RedCream — 13.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #294,816
@previous (D)
> Only the best. I was unaware of Baileys own brand though.
Failed batches of Bailey's Irish Creme are not just throan away. They are re-processed into a moast utile but expensive lacquer.
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