Topic: going to the hospital for period cramps.
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.1 years ago #24,650
wasting everybodys time.
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 37 seconds later[T] [B] #294,376
Ahahahahahaahahahhaha the solution couldn't be simpler: remove all the estrogen from your system.
Silly clart.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #294,377
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
I want to be a woman
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,378
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Estrogen doesn't make women. Trannies abuse estrogen all the time.
Your inherently inferior ape-brain confines you to womanhood even if you end up a bit boyish looking from a shortage of estrogen; it's not like you'll get ripped with a lack of testosterone.
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·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,379
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
LOL EW!!! Boyish looking...no thx...just bring me the hospital...
+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.1 years ago, 45 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,383
@294,377 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> I want to be a woman
Sure you do, black trap
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,386
@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
you love black traps
hey I dont wanna be here anymore they made me take my pajamas off
·Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #294,388
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
show 'em your fat nigger cock
edit: nah, shove it right into their cum filled throats
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·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #294,391
@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
awww but theyre so nice
I love being in canada, I can go to the hospital for friggen CRAMPS lol
yay pain killers yay!!!!
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #294,393
damn it I wish I said no to the shot cos googling things makes me regret it.
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+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #294,400
WHY CAN'T I DO THIS? NOT FAIR
I want painkillers for something that's not considered a good enough reason to have painkillers. (Although it is a legit reason sometimes lol) Bah
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #294,405
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
cramps are totally legit, they just cripple me sometimes all I can do is roll around in a ball and moan and cry
I gots a prescription for something I never tried before! hopefully it works.
STILL, it seems like a horrible way to deal with monthly pain. I dont wanna depend on pills a few days every month.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #294,408
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
i pop 800mg ibuprofen as many times a day as i need until it's over lol. probably not too good for me but i really couldn't care less when it's happening to me.
did they give you like a narcotic or something?? naproxen also works wonders
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,410
@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
ibuprofen just DOESNT work for me at all. he prescribed me naproxen, would be my first time trying it
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,417
what ended up happening?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,420
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I got a shot and a prescription lol
then I went home
I regret the shot
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,425
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Prescription for what and why do you regret the shot?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,426
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
because shot was completely unnecessary and I got a prescription for naproxen
+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,427
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Naproxen is just generic Aleve. But it works real good. Used it when I dislocated my shoulder.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,429
@previous (F)
well its good it works, but I dont want to take naproxen every month for years and years. need better solution :(
+The Biop !13kAGDX.5. — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,430
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Solution: The Pewshap
Specifically in this case: Stop being a pussy.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,431
@previous (The Biop !13kAGDX.5.)
ya its hard tho
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,450
Surgically remove uterus at home.
Problem solved.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,465
@294,429 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
why? its not even a narcotic
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,473
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I dont want to be pill-dependant
its not a real solution
@294,450 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
this is a real solution
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,476
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
In all actuality it's the only option you have left.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,477
@294,473 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
But eventually nearly everyone is pill dependent. Also Aleve isnt habit forming
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 58 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,478
@294,476 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Fuck come on
even when I ran daily my cramps were bad, I heard exercise helped but I guess not really
I am desperate and might be able to get free acupuncture so I will try it if its free, I bet it wont work blah
+Anonymous I — 13.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,481
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Lol, you can't handle menstrual cramps and you want children?
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,483
@294,478 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Exercise can and does help some people.
My advise to you would be BC or a mild pain killer like codeine or tramadol. NSAIDs like naproxen (as kook suggested) or ibuprofen aren't a bad idea either. I know your anti-drug (apart from cannabis) but these are very mild, have few adverse side effects when used properly, and the NSAIDs aren't addictive but there is potential for abuse with codiene/tramadol, however you're the one taking them so you can control when you and how much you take. You don't need to take them all the time, just when you're in pain. You don't want to take any of it everyday but if you're only taking them a few days out of the month it's harmless. If birth control is really not an option you should really consider taking something for the pain. There's no sense in suffering needlessly or putting your life on hold for almost a week out of every month because of period cramps.
Go ahead and try the acupuncture first if you want to and if it alleviates your pain that's fantastic.
Final solution is to go back to the original plan of DIY surgery.
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·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 58 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,484
@294,481 (I)
some women have really harsh cramps. Child birth might last a day. Period cramps are four to five days every month until you hit menopause
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·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 30 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,485
@294,483 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Your Jewish pharmacological pseudoscience annoys me. Everyone knows pain can be hypnotically transpermutated away into inextance.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,487
@294,483 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
DAMN, you make pills sound not so bad but im forever hesitant about pills. you say taking pills one or two days every month is ok, but i just dont see how that can be, doesnt codeine get u high, or am I thinking of something else? lol
@294,481 (I)
yes well, and ontop of that quack was a big baby and I was small, so whatever comes out of there is gonna rip me. so yeah.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 18 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,488
@294,485 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
by using crack cocaine?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 30 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,489
@294,484 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Oh God yes.
@294,485 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
teach me, autfag
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 33 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,490
@294,487 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Why are pills every month bad but inhaling burning hot smoke every day is okay?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,491
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
im quitting. super slowly though, but I cut down a lot. lol
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,492
@294,490 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
One's Jewish petropharmeutically synthesized crap, one's natural; it's that simple.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 53 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,493
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Natural doesnt equal safe. Also eating marijuana might be natural, inhaling it into your lungs is not
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·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 43 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,494
@294,491 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
How much do you smoke currently?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 54 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,495
@294,493 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
> inhaling it into your lungs is not
What codswallop, how is an act synthesized?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,496
@294,494 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
never with friends or when im out
maybe a hit or two at night every other day I guess. not exactly but yeah
big difference from before
also getting my drivers license is helping
+Syntax — 13.1 years ago, 5 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,497
@294,487 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
ducks got to make this super quick - my last day b4 serious Comic Con and I have a slew of people waiting for me in a meeting soon.
I have friends that discovered their cramps is the result of Endometriosis.
So Google that and make sure you get total check out for. I no lots about this but its more better you look it up and ASK Doc's questions.
Some easy options and some well might make quack not so happy or who no's
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 13 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,498
@294,489 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Roy Masters has courses on self-hypnosis which were of great help to me; a bit Christian and evangelical for some's tastes, but he dispenses useful psychological advice.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,501
@294,497 (Syntax )
erm I hope not, I had an ultrasound and they said everything was ok
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
is it free lol
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,502
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
A lot of his seminars are available online, just look him up.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,504
@294,495 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
It isnt done by non human animals. Are injections natural?
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 31 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,505
@294,496 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
thats pretty good. Good for you!
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,507
@294,504 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
lol no, smoking is bad, but Ill always think cannabis is okay. I cant see any problem in eating it
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 30 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,509
@294,505 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
yay thanks :D
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,510
@294,504 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
So abstract thinking and speech are unnatural too?
This line of argument I expect to come from a 12 year old negroid, not an alleged super-hyperfeminist supremacist; well actually I lie, perhaps I shouldn't over-estimate the fairer sex.
Injections aren't natural but for completely different reasons; they're a synthetic invention, smoking was more spontaneously and less clandestinely and systematically developed, and not by means of the new 'scientific methodology' of the technocratic archons.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,514
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
Why does that even matter? Not all things natural are healthy, not all things synthesized are poisonous. You agree with ducky that synthesized pain relievers are horrible for you, while you also smoke meth
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,525
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
It's an Aryan invention so whilst synthetic methodology was applied in its creation, it comes from a natural source of inspiration, and not a Jewish psychotic machine-mind.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,526
@294,487 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
The amount of codeine you would be taking won't get you high unless you are very sensitive to opiates but it will help to mitigate the pain. I'm not advising you to pop ten Tylenol #3 or to drink a few oz of lean.
Taking them only a few days out of the month for narcotic pain relievers is to avoid dependency. Tramadol and codeine when taken properly are very safe drugs.
Taking NSAIDs only a few days out of the month is because long term daily use of NSAIDs can lead to serious issues but cases where those issue develops is where the drug is misused (although not for recreational purposes).
A lot of people are hesitant about pharmaceuticals (with good reason) but when it comes down to "I don't want to put
chemicals into my body" it's just poor reasoning. If you're afraid of addiction then simply use the medication as prescribed and only when you actually need it. You'll be fine.
·Anonymous I — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,536
@294,487 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
It's not the size of the child, it's the contractural cramping-believe me, some perineal tearing is nothing in comparison.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,541
@294,485 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
> Everyone knows pain can be hypnotically transpermutated away into inextance.
Wut?
Anyway even a jew has gotta grind, nigga. How many trappers are there on TC?
Young Jeezy - Thug Motivation 101 ·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,556
@294,525 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
yep, go smoke another pinch, brotha
+squeegee — 13.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #294,715
Whenever I ger cramps, I eat a spoonful of mustard and do some strethcing excercises.
I also find ibuprofen to be helpful, but try eating a bananna in the morning.
Cramps are the worst.
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