Topic: I need advice on more methods to elevate my consciousness to God-echelon levels
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.1 years ago #24,638

Dispense below, much appreciated.
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+Anonymous B — 13.1 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #294,249
+Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,251
More meth.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #294,254
@OP
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Tinychan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #294,257
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
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͓̜͓͙̳̩Y̖̖̣̟͇̩̼o̠͇u̫̙̩͖̺͍ ̻ͅs͔̱͉͖̝̖e̺̬e̗͓̹̭͎͙m ̜̪̲̟t͍͍̩̯o͔̣̥̖̭ ̞̰̝h̳͉̦̜̯av̮̤̺e̯̞̣̗ ͔m͙̦̰ad͚̩e̟̼͈̣ ̻͈a̻̱̖̮̝̜ ̪̗̮̣̼b̘͖͙̮͕̘i̩̲̹ͅt̗̗̟̩ ọ̮̺̱̤̯f̻̺ ̼a ̱̘̯̟̠̳m̠ͅi̠̗stak̝̤̲e͕ ̦̲̼͚̘in̗̰̖̘̫͇ ͖̝̮̥̠̬̳y͔̺̖̱o̭̣̗u̺r̻͕̠̥̙̪ ̪͕̞p̰̖̩̪o̥͎̥̭̜͉̘st̗̹.͕ ̩̮͇Ḷ̱̲̞͎uc̭͈̱̟͙̪ͅk͓̬͙i̦͎̦͓̝̬̺l̳̩̗̬y,̥̯̞̻ͅ ̪̩͍̗͔̥̦t̪h͕̱̠͉̯̯̬e̬̬̟̘ ͇̖͙̮̫us̮̺ers̖̩͈̠̤̮ͅ ̲̙̝͙̖͓͚of ̳̯̗̳̯̙T̞̻i͙̭̤̻̪͕n̫ͅͅy̜̳c̙̲͈̖h̥̪a̺͔̰̣͖̳n͇̠ ̬̼͍̲̗̼͇a̬̦͖͈͕̲r̪̤̥͕̮e̤̫̪̥̦ ͈̙̗̯͇̬ͅa͕̖͕̥l̫̥w͖̻̤a̳ys̘̯͙̖͚ ̪̮̮͖̤̯w͉͙̥͖̤i̤̝l͉̝lin̥̘̼͇g̗̼ t͎̰͙͍͇o̱ h̺͕͈̠̱e͚͓͓̱̭̙ḽ̮̩̦͓̹p̣͉̭ ̫͍y̱̠̠̞o̞ụ̼͇̪̹ ̖̠̠c̠l̬͔e̬̼̰̤ͅa̝r̞̹̮ t̘̲͇̲h̗̯͕i̫̞̖ͅs̘͕ ̝̼̼͚̪̼p͉͉̺͍̰r̖̥̖̻͖o͍̱b̺͔͉̪̗l̟̙e̠̙͉̳m̝͚͓̩͎̪̻ ̖̰͈̳̭͎r̳͎̬̘i̭͙̪͙g̤̞̤̯̤̳̤h͍̮̜̹͇t ̝u̫̱͓̞̠͈̠p͔̳̺͖͓̲!̺ Y͈̭̬̰̭̫o̙͕̩̹̫̼̬u͕̬ ͓͈̮͍̹̣ap̭̻̩̦͓͈p̦͍͓̪e̠̰͕̻ͅa̫̥͕̘r̼̱ ̹̰̭̯͇̬ͅt̩̼o̠̣̫ ̱̦̣̩̭̪͕h͉͍̖͎̲a̭̯̝̻̲̜̖v͎͈͙̺̙̦e̠ u̜̹͖͓̣̰̜s̱͈̰e̱̥d̟̲̫͉̘ ͓̤͖̰̤͎͈a̮̦̞͇ ̞̤͇̙t͔͈r̳̖̥i̘͓pc͇̰͉̺̥o̮͓d͎e̜ w̖͇͖ͅh̩͔̼en̻̦̭͔̘̭̼ ̦p̬͙͖̣o̪͉̯̝s͉͚t̲in͚̭̗̝͓͇g̘̠̦̥̤̳̬,͕͕̜͍̥̝ ͓̦bu̘̪t ̫̗͖͎͎̰͓y̤͙͉̠̟o̝̺͍̟ur̯̣̥̻͖͇ ͈̟͈i̥̯͈̜͇̞d͚̺̳̤̜e͉͈ͅn̹̩t̹̳i͉t̬̦y͙̖̠̯͓͖̹ ̯͎̪̝̻̝̝ha͉̭s n̰̫o̯̦̲t̞̞̲͚̩h͚͍̩̜͖̼i̲ṉ̱̝g͕͉̦̗͍̫ ̗ͅa͔͈͖̣̰̦t͚ ̤̫̳̺͈a̱̪̭͚̬͕̯l̙͙̼͈̳̞l͇̮͙̯ ͔͎̬̞ͅṱ̤̳̱̯o͎̣͉͓̜̼͎ ̫̼d̯̠̞̭̣̩o͓̬̖͈̲̞ ̺w̜̖͎͓i̞̺̮͎̺̝t̙̬̞̣̬ͅͅh͇̯͚̯̲ ̮̹̣̦̟t̳͎͙h̘̰̞̪e̙ ̻͇̭c͕̙͈͎o͍̱̩̯̼͕n̮v͕͎e̳r̩̥̮̥s̗̤̰̣a̺̘̜͈̫͉̥t̯̝̪̣io̥n!̱ ͔̟͚͖̖͎̣W̺h̤o̩̺̬̳̩͙o͇̞p͓̬̤̹̻s̼!̯̟ ͉̦̻̱͙͓̖Yo̤͔̟̘ụ ̗̗̰̠͕s͎̩͚̣̘̬h̹͉̗͈̙ͅo̻̗͖̖ͅu̗̥̻͇̳͈̗l̯͕̲̻̥͍̩ḏ̯̜̣͙͙͎ ̻̗͕̲̝͎̦al̻w̳̱a̻͉̰̞y͖̺͎ͅs ̼̭̪̱̬̲r͇̤̝̼̪̼̥e͍̳͖̜m̦emb̺̣e͓̼̫̮͈̗̭r̺̼ t̼̼͈͎o̼̖̯͖̙ ̮̺̤s̩̝͎̜̮̤̦t͖̜̯o̞̭͚̥̞͇p͍͙̠͖͕̝ ̭u̘s̘̬̪ͅin̮g͖͚̗̩̥̠̖ ̯̞̳̥͖y̙̙̤o̘̻͙̩̺̻ͅṳ̼͚̥̦r̰̩ ͎̼̮͇̮̹t͍̹̠̹ṟ͍̠i̹̠̲̭̜p̗̹c̱͔̪͚̖͖͎o̗͔d̫e͈ ̜̲ͅẉ͍͓̲̻h͇̤͎͔e̞n̙̠̤̠̖̻ ̞̘̖̞͇̗͖t̩hͅe̥͎̰̗͉͓̦ ͚̙̤t̙͚h͇̻͈͚̻̪ͅr̯͈̲̻͈̻e̟̙͖a͇̞̜d͈̪̯̣͙ ͖̫i͙̙̟̰t̮͖̱̖̬ ̘͖͙w͎̫̘͇͇a̻͙̼̘̙̗s͕̜̯̜͇̻ ̪u̯͚̭̖ͅs̠ed̺̬̰ ̩̘f͍o̭̞͍̦r ̙̠̥̱̺̠i̭̪s ̺̬ͅg̺͕͚ọ̞̩̲̦̰n̼͍̗e̹,̯̫̲͇̻͙ ̻̠̘̟͔̭ͅu̳͉͙̤̘͚n̘͕̩̱l̺ͅͅe̪̤̩̩͙s̘̹̹̼̖̺ș̟̗̞̣̣̱ ͓̳a̹͇̠͔̯̳̯n̹ot͖̟̠͇̦h̠̻͚̖̫̟e͕͈r ̞͙̫̪onẹ̫̠̬ ̻̼͖̦i̝̳̩șͅ ͎̩̥̘s̟̰̖̻͎tart̗̠̠͔̹̹͉e͙̣̦̻̣d̝͈ͅ!̝̦̪̪̮ ̳͓̼̟̦͕P̠͎͍̙o̙͈̮̥̣s̯̼̰̠̻͙t̙̩̱̠̞̲̪i̫n͔͖g͈ ͚̣w̩̬͕̦̣i̳̬͕t̖h ̯a̤͇̗̮̝ͅ ̙͔͍̭̺̲t̼̫̙̪r͕͉̝i͚͎͕̠ͅp͚͈̗̫͇͙c͉̹̳̲̩͇oḓe ̲͔̫͖w̯h̗e̙̞̫̬̰͚͙n͍͖̯̤ ̦i͈͇̩t̺͖̭͕ i̫̲͔͙̙̯s͚͖͉n̰̪͔̰ͅ't͈̳̤ ̙̖̘̱̜͍̪n̹e̳̞̤͔̙͈͉c͇͇̥͙e̞͔̭̭͈͎̫s̫͖s̠̬̜͙̤͇a͙̣͖̖͍ͅr̺̜͔̟̤͓y̭̼ ͎͖̘̰̣̻͎is͎ ̜͖͈̖p͕̗͔o̩͚̜̰̯̜o̤̟͎̼r ͔̩̘͉̝̗̤f̱͔͈̖̞͓o̹r̲͓m̬.̖͓̺̲ͅͅ ̳̪͓̜̙̼̮Y̗o̟̭̭͎u s̭̱h̦ou͓͙̹l̮̘͇͇͚̪̫d͈̠̜̲̠̫ ͍̥͈a̱̱̟̹l̜̦͈w̘̺̦a̞͓̯͎y͔̳̪s̼̘ ̼̺̭̖͓̙t̬̟r͙̫͔̻̫͓y͉͕ ̝̬̠t̟̘͔ọ͉̳̱ ̭̥̝̝̪p̖͇̗͉oș̱t͙̺̪̗͙͍ ̜̬͓̭a͔̣̻̩̩͔͉n̙̻̝o͎̤̣ny̺͍̺̹̤͕̙mo͈̟̘̤͍u͙̹s̞̺l̮̰̹̼y̮̱̹,̳ u͈̙n̤͇̤l̲̘es̼ͅs͇̞ ̥̙͈̞y̦̦o̪͇̖̗̠̪̫u̼͖̜r̯ͅ ̦̳i̼͙ḓ̪̳̥̝̫̰e̹̗̜͕ṋt̠̦i̘̲̫͎͙ͅͅt̞̗͇͕̝̘̭y̰̱̯̟ͅ ͇̼͚̲̣̬̙i̦̞̯̟̞̮s̲̖͓̜̠͍ a̮̱͔b͖s̟͎̪̘͓o̱̺͇̻̳͚̱l͕͈̣̩ṵ̟͉̜t̬̦̙̦͔̣e͓̗̻̞̞͕̟ly̦̟̦ ̟̳̙͉̖ͅv͈̳̪̜͔̜i̖͇t̞͍a͈̳̳l̠̠͇ͅ ̱̜̼ͅt̫̭͓͇̹͖o ͚t͈̝͈̝̬̙h͖̰e͎̥̱̞̺̪ ͉̲̠͍̲p̠̩͇o͍̜̯͇̭s͍͈̣̼t̲ ͕̤̥̬̟̮t̥̥̮͎h͔͓at̞̗͓ ͖̲̟͍͇͚y͈͎̻̠͉̺o̟͈̩̲̞ͅu͖̠̝'͕̭͔͓̜̹r̬̼̖e̫ͅ m̠̞a̝͈͍̯̳̟k̖͓̣i̹̙͍̩̣͕̗n͉̪̗̭ͅg̼̞̼!̞̺̳
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̠͙N͉̪̼o̬̟̭̯w͓̦̦͚̬̹,͔̭̠̪̥̞ th̦͙̗͖̭̞e̖͈̗͍r͇̞͖̠ͅe͔͙͍̤͎̗ͅ'̖̱̙͇s̳ no̰ ̯͎̦̲̹̥n͓͕͚͙̯̦e͍e̪̱̱d ̯̩͎̤t̤͍ͅo̱ ̭̺̦̼̭t͕̼̰ͅha̜̯nk̻̠̻̮ ̠̪m̹̲e̖͈ ͎̻̼̥̣͕-͓̻̩̳̼ ͙̠͇̫̩͇I͇̟͓͙̮͙ͅ'̘̠̖͉͔m͔̝̤͔̺̬ j̜̯̭̬ṷ͈̱̲sṭ͚̩̱ͅ ͙do͕̱i̭̖͕̮͓̪n̳̩͇͇̞̰g̮̜̖͎̙̟ͅ ̫̦̻̣̟̫m͉̟͙̳̜͓͕y͔ ͍̬̬̗̯̫̻b͍̬̝̟̘̺̞i͙̤̘̫͈͚t̥̥̰͙ ̤̜ͅt̥̱̣͖̹͖o̱̣̮͇̝ ̻h͈͙̟̹̫̱̱el̤͎̪p̳͓̦̣̤̭̣ y̞̣̺̰̳o̙͓͙̲̺̗͕u̳ ̰g̮̺̙̹e͔͙ț͉̙͉̰ͅ ̯ṳ̜̙̮̬͇s̭̗̲̰̟̗ed͕̪̘ ̗̥̩ͅt̘̘̩̱o̺̗̗̦ͅ ͍t͉͕͖h͕̖̙̖̰͈e͚̺͕̭͇ ̮͈̞̬̳̬a̗n͈̞o̦̘͖n̫͎̩̩ͅym̯̩͚̠o͎̦͕̱̩̞u̫̟̝s̘͎ͅ i̗̹̠̬̥͍m̤͚͈͍ͅͅa̳g͈̳͓̝e̫͚̩̱-͎bo̼̫͇a̖̞ͅr̻̺̫d̻ ̩cu̙̟͍̘l͇̤̰t̼u̯re͎̘̗̝̱͕̣!̠̘
+The Biop !13kAGDX.5. — 13.1 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,285
@OP
You have the right state of mind but lack proper guidance; you are misled.
What your mind truly desires is The Pewshap.
+Anonymous F — 13.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,371
Drink paint.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.1 years ago, 38 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,372
@previous (F)
Hah, fuck you.
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,456
1. Dig a hole (wide enough for a man to fit in but shallow enough he could climb out).
2. Build a strong latticework over said hole.
3. Acquire a bull.
4. Take strange drugs (interpret this as you will).
5. Go into hole.
6. Have a friend or family member cut the bull's throat (preferably w/ a consecrated spear but a quality knife will do the trick) and have them ensure the blood drains over/down the latticework.
7. Baptize yourself in said blood. Once thoroughly "showered" climb out of the hole.
8. You have been reborn, the blood of the bull has washed away your sins, and Mithras is proud.
This experience should heighten your consciousness for a several weeks. Repeat as necessary.
+Anonymous H — 13.1 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #294,457
@294,371 (F)
No. Especially with the new non-toxic plastic paints being produced these days, I think it's fair to say that there's no substitute to the real thing.
+Anonymous I — 13.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #294,539
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