Topic: Tinychan Medical Bar Association
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 13.2 years ago #24,623
With the exponential increase in medical doctors on this chan thanks to the exemplary efforts of yours truly to disseminate the spread of scientific education through means of instituting the PHAG Institute as Tinychan's primary journal for the review of hypothereotical dissertative pieces, I feel it appropriate to incorporate the establishment of a medical bar association under which the growing body of medical personell may assimilate, share new ideas, findings and advances, and collectively keep updated the progress of their continuing medical-scientific and metascientific education under the PHAG holisticism paradigm.Some fundamental guidelines:
- Dr. Autphag, as founder of the organization, is conferred prime presiding status as head of the association for life.
- Dr. Phil and philsnail are hereby pre-emptively debarred and prohibited from progression to the bar; no member of the organization shall be able to extend to them licensing circumspect to the bar
- Antikhristos, ducky, and kook, as known communist agitators of seudo-scientific Anglo-Fabian agent-provocateur pseudosciences and disseminators of sociological anti-biological-deconstructivist propaganda, are hereby pre-emptively debarred and prohibited from recognition as Doctors either by nominative self-appointment or recognition of other members of the bar
- Communo-sociological-egalitarian approaches to scientific epistemology such as the espousement of race- or sex-equality is proscribed as relics of intellectual antiquity with their revival regarded as illegitimate and irrelevant pablum uponwhich a member found guilty of entertaining such fanciful delusions will be debarred and permanently prohibited from re-entering the associative bar.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Morbid — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #294,107
What can I do?
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,108
@previous (Morbid )
Since you're not stated as pre-emptively debarred on any of these conditions you may freely call yourself a Doctor. Just append the title Dr. before your name. Then submit your theoretical abstractions to the PHAG Institute journal (for all intents and purposes, this thread.)
Since you're not stated as pre-emptively debarred on any of these conditions you may freely call yourself a Doctor. Just append the title Dr. before your name. Then submit your theoretical abstractions to the PHAG Institute journal (for all intents and purposes, this thread.)
+Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,110
@OP> - Dr. Phil and philsnail are hereby pre-emptively debarred and prohibited from progression to the bar; no member of the organization shall be able to extend to them licensing circumspect to the bar
That's good, because I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,111
·Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,114
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,116
I set forth a new research agenda for those worthy members of the bar who made it to consider and ruminate upon in their dissertative contributions:
How do we eradicate the communist-induced iono-flouridated memeto-pathogenic socio-anti-inflammatory response Feminist-ideologue schizophrenia disease of "child transsexualism"?
How do we eradicate the communist-induced iono-flouridated memeto-pathogenic socio-anti-inflammatory response Feminist-ideologue schizophrenia disease of "child transsexualism"?
+Doctor !fnkquv7jY2 — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,117
> implying anyone here is posting as "Dr. Phil"·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,118
+Anonymous E — 13.2 years ago, 15 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,119
·Doctor !fnkquv7jY2 — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,120
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 3 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,121
·Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,122
@previous (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)As a doctor, I can confirm that it is normal to hallucinate an absence of people when looking into an empty room.
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,124
@previous (C)
But the empty room is just representative of the hallucinatory state expressive of a fictional state of reality in the bearer's mind which isn't reflective of the overwhelming interest overwise being expressed in the idea contrary to his apathetic faux-indifferent delusions.
But the empty room is just representative of the hallucinatory state expressive of a fictional state of reality in the bearer's mind which isn't reflective of the overwhelming interest overwise being expressed in the idea contrary to his apathetic faux-indifferent delusions.
·Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,126
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,128
·Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,129
·Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,130
·Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 28 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #294,131
+Dr.Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,206
You may try to strip me of my title but you will never strip me of my faith.+Dr.Antishitpost!M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,207
I will still continue to sacrifice babies to Moloch and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
+Dr. Weird — 13.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,234
as the superior doctor of this *chan i say that you sir are full of shit and an autist with delusions of grandeur
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,235
@294,207 (Dr.Antishitpost!M6R0eWkIpk )> I will still continue to sacrifice babies to Moloch and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
This.
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