Topic: oh my god there is a massive bug in the washroom okay

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.2 years ago #24,603

my brother is asleep
my mother is gone
my dad is at work
oh my god
it is sSOOO BIG
WHAT DO I DODIOIDOIOIOOOOO
im so scared
all i can do is tell you about this
oh my god
oh my god im not wearing shoes and im scared and there is a massive bug on the wall

wiggling..wiggling its antena.s....ugh,,,,,,,gherg

if i was n america
i would shoot it
omg
iwish i knew what to do.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
kill yourself	-	0%
kill yourself	-	0%
kill yourself to end the suffering	-	0%

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 31 seconds later[T] [B] #293,913

oh shit..i have a cat i forgot idk where she is

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

+Anonymous B — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,914

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,915

@previous (B)
me or the demon

+Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,917

Try to reason with it.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 39 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,918

@previous (C)
i give it onE look and its wiggling all of its little antenas at me ahhhhhhhhh i dont think i can

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,919

You must manufacture a set of antennas for yourself so you can communicate back to it, it probably has something important to tell you if it won't leave on it's own.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,920

@previous (C)
LOL!!! Youre funny and i am going to go be hysterical now
cusk ffjk,clcckc
i just closed the door
in its the washroom
im so scared i will open it, and not see it
ugh
is there a god

·Anonymous B — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,921

@293,915 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,924

i opened the door, and i didnt see it.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,925

and my cat wanted nothing to do with me.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,927

My sister did the same thing when she was 4.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,929

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
im doing it now in my late teens. and ill probably do it forever.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,931

it looks so fast, cos it has 100 legs, what if its faster than me

+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,933

you wouldn't happen to be talking about one of these, would you?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,934

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
yes, but it was BIGGER. and im sure theyre harmless but bugs just look like demons and make me cry. they look like demons

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,935

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
it can sting you. no worse than your typical wasp sting, though.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,936

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
oh my god i dnt want that thing on my skin. i dont want it on my walls. i dont want it in my eye sight

i opened the door all the way, i looked twice, i scanned the room, and its invisible so....what...do i do

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,937

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
get some new pajamas in the form of a haz-mat suit.

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.2 years ago, 33 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,938

@293,936 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
just stomp on the fucker but watch it they're fast as hell. they also relay messages to aliens so don't think about anything or say anything you don't want the aliens to know about. just stay quiet and think about killing it. if you see it on a wall still just bash the fucker with a tennis shoe. you have to kill it. you have to send them a message of superiority and destruction.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous F — 13.2 years ago, 8 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,939

@293,934 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
As a person suffering from Islam, ducky thinks that djinn actually exist.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,940

@293,937 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
yeah, seriously, wow i wish i had a haz-mat suit.

wow i googled. theyre way cheaper than i thought

i would seriously get one if i could. see a bug? wear my haz-mat suit and continue doing whatever the fuck i wanna. yeah. play sims in a haz-mat suit. life would be good in a haz-mat suit.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 51 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #293,941

@293,939 (F)
HAHAHAHhlolololol i lold :P

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #293,945

@293,940 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
It is a fact that Jamie Hyneman wears a flame-protection suit as pajamas.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #293,946

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
what

+Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #293,957

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Look it up on net and see it its Kosher for Ram~a~dam

+Anonymous H — 13.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #293,959

@293,940 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Household with Arabic name has haz-mat suit delivered. Probably not a good idea.

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #293,965

did you find it??

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #293,966

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
no.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #293,967

@293,959 (H)
also lolol

@293,957 (Syntax )
wat

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #293,968

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Well you being from Africa you do no that its popular to eat critters.

For instance Locusts are popular and even Kosher.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #293,969

@previous (Syntax )
I like eating cooked prepared bugs. it makes me feel like I am winning

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #293,973

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Then go catch that thing but look up b4 you cook it.

Me NEVER EVER Ate a critter.

+Anonymous J — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #293,975

@293,931 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
it was a centipede, they're venomous, fast, and carnivorous.

+Anonymous K — 13.2 years ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #294,212

kill the snaildoctor its not natural

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