Topic: My girlfriend hates me playing vidya
+Anonymous A — 13.2 years ago #24,488
And now we live together she can watch me all the time. What the fuck can I do?
Also since we moved in together I've noticed she sometimes shits in the toilet which can leave a smell if I enter just after WTF??? She never shit before we lived togther so now I'm so grossed out I might have to dump her but she's moved all her stuff into my new flat.
+Anonymous B — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #292,670
You're not dicking her hard enough.
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.2 years ago, 11 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,671
LOL!
+Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,673
@OP
You could as I do ...Put some fresh flowers in the bathroom.
Also remember if you dump her all you end up with is your
RIGHT n
LEFT hands which will not smell so good
After +Dr. Dotfrag — 13.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,678
She sez I have a suspicious package, but I don't have an infection. Unless it's a mutation. I h8 crabs
+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,679
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #292,748
Get her a gay boyfriend to go to the mall with her while you play vidya.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 46 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #292,749
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
She hates the Mall
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #292,750
@previous (A)
okay, what does she like besides complaining about you playing vidya and shitting in your toilet?
+Anonymous H — 13.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #292,761
@OP
> What the fuck can I do?
Join the single master race.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #292,762
@292,750 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
playing with her kitten and spending time with me, apprantly
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #292,765
@previous (A)
hmmm. unless you can convince her to take the kitten for regular walks, you might be SoL.
+Anonymous I — 13.2 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #292,911
look out, she sounds like the kind of cunt to sell others videogames and buy something "more useful" with the money
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #292,933
@OP
She's right. Either throw your silly little nintendoes in the bin, or sell them and spend the money on something more useful.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #293,012
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Vidya is a legitimate hobby as is painting or sport.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #293,015
@previous (A)
No it isn't.
·Anonymous B — 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #293,018
@293,012 (A)
Is masturbation a legitimate hobby too?
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