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Topic: British woman alarmed by twig and berries in her garden.
+Anonymous A — 13.2 years ago #24,459
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5006676/Housewife-finds-strawberry-thats-shaped-like-a-penis.html
A KENT housewife got a shock when she found this penis-shaped strawberry lurking in her vegetable patch.
Married mum-of-two Carole Collen was preparing dinner for her family at home in Dartford when she discovered the x-rated fruit.
The 52-year-old immediately took a snapshot of the berry rude berry to show pals.
She said: "When I saw it I just thought 'oh my God!'
"It looked just like a man's bits so I took a photo to show my friends. We couldn't stop laughing.
"It's funny how a strawberry can grow like that."
"But I must admit, I did think it was a bit on the small side...not much to boast about. It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger."
Carole's already decided what she's going to do with the 'special' strawberry.
She added: "We'll probably eat it the traditional way with some ice cream.
Just "a bit" small? I guess by British standards its only a tad under average
No wonder the Brit "lads" on here are so insecure
+Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #292,468
Celtic histrionic-Boudikka syndrome, a common affliction sustained by female negrotypical neuroniggers of the Celtic race when their authority as a matriarchal figurehead of any socio-structural institution is challenged.
(Edited 13 seconds later.)
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