Topic: IRYA: Syntax

+Anonymous A — 13.2 years ago #24,457

How is your prostate? How often do you wake up in the night to piss? Do you keep a chamber pot?

+Anonymous B — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #292,409

How big of a dildo you use to massage it?

+Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,410

@OP
As a person suffering from autism, OP has a piss fetish.

+Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,418

@OP

> How is your prostate? How often do you wake up in the night to piss? Do you keep a chamber pot?

Me thinks that happens to them who chose to live an unhealthy life style. Not sure but 4sure I have to undergo docs horrid horrid JUST HORRID exam yearly and that's all I no.

Never get up in the middle of nite with exception of tymes I eat someThing wayyyyyy over salted and then drink gallons of water b4 bed.

So u made me look up wot it takes to keep that animal healthy

Step 1

Perform a prostate check on yourself every month. Because it's somewhat difficult to perform an effective prostate self-exam, ask your doctor for trusted medical advice and proper instruction and methods.
Step 2

Eat right. It's especially important to maintain a healthy diet to prevent prostate problems. The usual advice to eat green vegetables and vitamin-rich fruits holds true, so you should consume at least five to seven servings of fruits and vegetables every day.
Step 3

Add fish to your diet for the healthy fats. Cod and salmon are excellent choices, and are quick and easy to prepare. Fried foods must be reduced from your diet, although eating french fries once a month won't hurt you. By watching what you eat, you reduce free radicals in your body, helping to prevent major illnesses in the future.
Step 4

Take proper dietary supplements daily. Begin with a good multivitamin made especially for men and take it every day. Add zinc supplements for prostate health, and you'll probably experience fewer colds as a bonus.
Step 5

Combine saw palmetto with stinging nettle extract, green tea extract, lycopene and selenium to create a powerhouse combination of nutrients for prostate health. Herbs and nutrients work together~~-whether you're taking dietary supplements or simply eating the right foods~~-so combination supplements often get better results than a single supplement taken individually.

NOT NOT NOT going to follow Step 1 and Step 5 wood only do IF I showed symptoms - OK maybe cause I get selenium in multi vit adding more is smart?

·Shit Poster !A12W.kXlJQ — 13.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #292,565

Now answer my question phaggot

+Action Bastard !D2nf0lkiwY — 13.2 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #292,960

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #292,990

@292,418 (Syntax )
> Step 1
> Perform a prostate check on yourself every month. Because it's somewhat difficult to perform an effective prostate self-exam, ask your doctor for trusted medical advice and proper instruction and methods.

So you engage in butt play at least once a month?

+Anonymous G — 13.2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #292,993

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Try reading his entire post.

+Anonymous H — 13.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #292,995

@292,960 (Action Bastard !D2nf0lkiwY)
mfw reading this thread.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #292,996

@292,993 (G)
lol

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #293,110

@292,990 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Anon G is spot on

I said
> NOT NOT NOT going to follow Step 1

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #293,111

@previous (Syntax )
Enjoy your prostate cancer.

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #293,113

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Once a year I go to the Doc and have to endure that horrid just horrid just ARFUL Horrid exam.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #293,117

@previous (Syntax )
lol

Well its better to have it done anyway.

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #293,119

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Memories however of that tyme I went in for a regular doc check and he had hired a Gal Doc to help him. She was beyond cute.
So it cums tyme to drop drawers and do that turn right turn left head as she sticks fingers up my ball sack and says cough.

Took all my will power to NOT STAND AT ATTENTION

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #293,135

@previous (Syntax )
I'm sure she would have been flattered if you would have been at attention anyway.

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