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Topic: the virgin mary story a-rab style
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.2 years ago #24,445
my mom just told me the Mariam story, cos its mariam in arabic lol
an angel came to her and said you will get pregnant by god. she was sad because she would be labeled a whore.
she had a baby and went to a date tree and the baby said, shake the tree, and dates fell, so she ate them, but she was liek WHOA SPEAKING BABY
and the baby said, I am from god, show me your peoples
and she said, okay!!!
so she went back and said, look at my magical baby
and they said, you whore!!
and she wanted to cry but god told her not to, so she pointed at the baby
and they said, wat
and the baby said, hello
and the people gasped
and he explained that adam did not have a father or a mother, and jesus doesnt have a father. the end.
+Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #292,342
A cool story 4sure
Reminds me of wot I saw on beach a couple of years ago re a Baby but not sure I will splain it here - may run it by ya on a pm
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,345
@previous (Syntax )
another speaking, magical baby at the beach?
+Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,347
A lack of food can cause the body to go into starvation mode, or starvation response. Starvation mode is a metabolic response to the body being deprived of food, which may occur during periods of fasting to keep god happy, famine or economic depression. A variety of specific signs and symptoms affect those whose body has gone into starvation mode.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,348
@previous (C)
ohhhhhhh nooooooooooooo
·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #292,349
@292,345 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
No not a story - Unique baby however.
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