Topic: Al-Qaeda Operative Has Fellow Jihadis Sodomize Him To Widen His Anus So Suicide Bomb Can Be Inserted

+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #23,165

http://weaselzippers.us/2012/07/12/no-joke-al-qaeda-operative-has-fellow-jihadis-sodomize-him-to-widen-his-anus-so-suicide-bomb-can-be-inserted/

+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 18 minutes later[T] [B] #277,283

@OP
> random capitalization
Shitlisted!

+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #277,312

However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.” And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions --- and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

So Rag Heads will be packing crapper with explosives. Makes sense.

+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #277,320

@previous (C)
Have you read the Quran?

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #277,324

@previous (D)
Multiple interpretations. Similar to the Bible. Depending on the translation, any cocked anything is possible.

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #277,325

@previous (C)
But have you read it?

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #277,328

@previous (D)
Sections - paragraphs off the internet - RECENTLY a lot more. Serious reading about the 72 Virgins.

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #277,334

@previous (C)
So, no, you haven't read it. Ok. Thanks, that'll be all.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #277,335

@previous (D)
Go to bed.Dave

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #277,360

+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #277,365

@277,334 (D)
So the family of the English soldier that was murdered the other day should read the Koran before jumping to any conclusions? Hell they might even come to agree with those two youths.

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,374

@previous (F)
Have you read the Quran?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,379

@previous (D)
Why should anyone answer your question when it appears to have little relevance to the topic. Be a man and write a coherent argument

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,381

@previous (A)
You've already admitted you haven't read the book on which the religion you're discussing is based. You have no frame of reference here Donny, I'm not sure why you're still crying for our attention.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,388

@previous (D)
All religions interpret their holy book in what ever way suits their life style. Reading the entire Qur'an to have an argument against/for Islam is pointless. The fact that you have struggled to even spell their holy book makes your point laughable. Why are you still here begging for attention from The Doctor?

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,390

@previous (A)
So you haven't read it? Ok, thanks kid, that'll be all.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,392

@previous (D)
That's my point. You're can only reply with a question then once answered you say that's all. You have nothing.

good night, Dave.

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,393

@previous (A)
But you still haven't read that Quran, have you Mark?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,398

@previous (D)
You sound like a broken record. I haven't read it, now tell me why I should or why my dislike towards Islam is irrational because I haven't read it. Until then you're just trolling at a TGcomix level.

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,403

@previous (A)
You're letting yourself get riled up, Mark. Go read the Quran and then we'll talk about the issues you have with it, ok? Good boy.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,406

@previous (D)
Good night Dave. It's late and your sad troll is at a TG level.

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,407

@previous (A)
Sssh now Marky, you're upset. Go read the Quran and then sleep it off.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,410

@277,320 (D)
Sup OP.

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,415

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Sup :))

Hahaha, OP tries to suck his doc's cock...doc instead pisses in his face, lol :)) OUCH Marcky, you gotta be feelin kinda stupid and rejected right now, huh? You try to give him a prostate massage and this is how he repays you :)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,417

@previous (D)

·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,419

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,421

@previous (D)

+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,549

threads grate

+Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,572

ITT: Anon D hasn't read the Quran

·Anonymous G — 11.7 years ago, 1.5 year later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #435,008

lol

+Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #435,009

> After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for more anal happiness, and praise him all the more, for more sodomizes.

+Cybertage !TCAgentHKI — 11.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #435,010

I remember those good ole days when Al-Qaeda used to be the boogeyman before they were eclipsed by ISIS. I guess everything changes... apart from doc and madaboutdoc. They are the only constants in the known universe.

+Anonymous K — 11.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #435,014

@previous (Cybertage !TCAgentHKI)
> . apart from doc and madaboutdoc. They are the only constants in the known universe.

+Anonymous L — 11.7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #435,028

@435,008 (G)
> Being a moderator on an obscure internet forum

·Cybertage !TCAgentHKI — 11.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #435,033

@435,014 (K)

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