Topic: New Girl tonight
+postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 — 13.3 years ago #22,948
Well rather the girl I took to the movies the last time. She texted me yesterday wanting to hang out, and I denied her request. She texted me wanting to hang out today, and I said yes! We are going out to dinner, and also smoking the lazy lettuce and playing video games. I will also be very flirtatious and see where it gets me, we will see. My friend Max will be joining us as he is supplying the weed.
Who is this girl?
I will take a picture of the two of us tonight, and you will see with your eyes. Her name is Paisley, and she went to high school with me.
Fun Fact: Paisley sat near me in my Government studies class in senior year, and we would chit chat, share stories, whatever. This was before I knew the extent of Lexi's jealousy, and so I would talk to Lexi about my conversations with her. It led to the first time Lexi threatened to break up with me. To her credit though, I thought Paisley was the prettiest girl in school by a mile, and I had a significant crush on her. I would never have cheated on Lexi, but if I did, it would have been with Paisley. And now I'm pursuing her, if a certain somebody reads this they will feel very validated perhaps.
So yeah, fun times ahead.
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #274,634
Hopefully she won't make you mad causing you to break her hand.
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·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,636
@previous (B)
No, she's pretty chill. Besides how mad can I get while high?
Not very +Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 54 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,637
#minichan
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,638
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,640
@OP
OMG you are just too fucking cool and what a trendsetter! "Lazy lettuce", wow, way to coin a phrase. You must be all primped up like a gosh darned peacock!
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,643
@previous (D)
I didnt coin that phrase, its fairly common. Im smoking weed with an attractive female tonight, what are you doing?
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·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,648
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
I'm smoking weed with an attractive female and her twin sister
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 19 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,649
hey sup sup hey
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,652
how u doin
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,653
@274,648 (B)
Nice! Identical?
@274,649 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Hi ducky :) I'm okay, and you?
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,654
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
im ok just had to watch my friend get ganged up on by her family n told she has to move out cuz her sis a real good liar and telling her mom bad things about my friend :( u asked lul
+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,657
I opened the post thinking it was about the TV show, now I am disappoint.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,658
@274,654 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Wtf? Why would she do that? That's really fucking terrible. What did she get accused of?
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 34 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,659
@274,657 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
Oh that HBO show? Yeah, haven't seen it. My ex is into it.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,660
@274,658 (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
idk her sis is just a bad little girl. steals alcohol from the kitchen then tries to blame her friends *me* lol WHO DOES THAT?!?! lol
she lost her moms shoes and is blaming it on my friend
i feel bad for her, shes in a lot of shit for no reason lol
@274,657 (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
New Girl tonight anyway.
·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #274,663
@274,659 (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
It's alright, panders to the femme audience but it's pretty good, plus Zoey deschennels <3
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Yaaaaay!
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #274,669
@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
the shows so funny! but its so annoying how she seems to be hooking up with that gross roommate
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,705
@274,643 (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
Lol, a lot more than you, cupcake. I'm an adult.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,748
@previous (D)
I am also an adult, says the law.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,749
@274,660 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
What a shitty person. I wonder what's wrong with her. Im sorry for your friend.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,750
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
i wonder whats wrong w her too, hope everythings okay today though
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