Topic: BREAKING NEWS
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago #22,941

Every time you talk about The Doctor, he wins.
And no, by responding you are not "meta trolling" by keeping him posting constantly, you're just giving him exactly what he wants. But go on ahead and keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep better. You can also keep telling yourself that he sucks up to me constantly, because it adds a little spice to this otherwise bland round-about.
If you take anything he says seriously, then you should go respond to that dying Nigerian prince who's got a million dollars for you if you just pay the $300 Western Union transfer fee.
tl;dr, take yer Midol.
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #274,544
> tells people not to talk about doc
> talks about doc
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+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,546

What exactly are you saying here? Do I detect a slightly anti Doctor tone in your advice. Clearly the anti Doc brigade is having an effect.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,549
@274,544 (B)
I don't care if people talk about him, that's their prerogative. I'm just sayin' they got no space to complain about it when they're allowing themselves to get fanny-flustered by a guy being sarcastic on the internet.
@previous (C)
Don't flatter yourself bud.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,552
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I heard you were the doc - care to comment.
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,564
Bizarre thread. Why did you feel the need to write this, OP?
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,566
@274,549 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> I don't care if people talk about him, that's their prerogative.
Really? You seemed to care plenty half a year ago when you deleted dozens of Doc-mock threads, because they were "repetitive spam"...and yet when asked why you didn't consider what The Doctor does "repetitive spam" you were curiously silent.
Again, weird post from you Fuckalms, something has gone on between you two behind the scenes here.
·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,569
> @previous (D) (FuckAlms)
> I heard you were the doc - care to comment. +Anonymous E — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,572
@274,566 (D)
Mods reserve the right to delete whatever they want, technically. So why you niggas gettin all mad bcuz of shit getting deleted. Technically, Nick didn't even go out of line when he decided to delete tons of shit. The majority of people just decided he was a faggot.
+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,576
Oh my God, THE DOCTOR WINS?! That's the worst thing that can possibly happen.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,607
@274,566 (D)
Please post more speculative conspiracies for my amusement.
@274,552 (C)
@274,569 (C)
"Who cares, the whole TC is just one autist samefagging anyway?"
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,650
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Please post more speculative conspiracies for my amusement.
So you post a weird and effort-filled thread asking people to stop bullying your pedo pet. You get called out on your hypocrisy and asked a direct question. You can't answer it, and so revert back to Doc-style autistic auto-replies.
Go post some more Doc-fellating threads for our amusement.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,655
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,656
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Didn't click, lol.
You giving your jaw-muscles a rest, huh Doc? Fuckalms will be wanting his next deep throat soon.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,661
@previous (D)
> weird and effort-filled post·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,717
@274,650 (D)
You'll have to forgive me for not taking you seriously when you use
@274,566 (D) as your argument. You would have a point worth arguing if not for the fact that they were all your own threads. It's ok to let go of things, anon.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,781
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> You'll have to forgive me for not taking you seriously when you use @274,566 (D) as your argument. You would have a point worth arguing if not for the fact that they were all your own threads. It's ok to let go of things, anon.
That makes no sense. What does it matter if the threads were mine? The question you're being asked is: why did you delete them on the basis that they were "repetitive spam", but you never delete anything by your pedo pet, when it could be argued that endless posts like "Hi Bobby2Sox" in threads about music or sport are "repetitive spam".
I know you're never going to answer it, because you can't, you'll just keep deflecting the question, but that inconsistency plus bizarre love letters to The Doc like the one you posted in the OP mean you can't complain when you get accused of having some weird connection to him.
+Bobby2Sox !!VT4kBE4sR — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,783
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,784
@274,781 (D)
> BAAAAAAWWWWWWWW SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS TREATING ME UNFAIRLY·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,785
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Thanks for backing me up, Doc, appreciate it. Glad you agree that Fuckalms treats people inconsistently, or to use your word "unfairly".
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,787
@previous (D)
You're getting close to bert-tier butthurt whinyness. Keep going.
+Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,789
derp grate
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,793
@274,787 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
And you're getting close to shattering your own record for longest unbroken stretch on TC.
Speaking of stretches, how's your mother, Doc? Rumors are she must spell pretty bad by now.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,801
@previous (D)
> mad·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,803
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
They sliced off the 2nd tit recently, did they not? Poor dear mummy, what will you do without her when she snuffs it? You'll have to find a new basement for one, lol.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,804
@previous (D)
> impotent spergflailing·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,840
@274,656 (D)
> Didn't click, lol.
Sure you didn't. You just happen to be the OP of all three of them.
@274,566 (D)
To spell it out for you, I deleted them because you were bitching and moaning about something when the solution to your problem is, and always has been, in your own hands: just don't respond, or put him in your ignore list. Nobody likes a whiner. When Negi complains about his dick pics, do I delete them? No, I tell him to grow a pair and either stop being obviously recognizable when he posts, or just don't post here.
I've said before, if you don't like the moderation here then quit doing stuff that you know will get moderated. If you want a hugbox, go to Minichan. You aren't a majority and throwing a bitchfit isn't going to help your case in the least. All reasonable objections will be reviewed and considered by staff, but thus far you've done nothing but cry victim in public view. This only establishes that you have a masochistic victim complex and need for attention.
(Edited 39 seconds later.)
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,848
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
The fuck you talking about you rambling faggot? The only reason you never delete Negi's cock is because the only person who ever posts it is your precious pedo pet, and your role around here is to do absolutely everything in your power to shelter him from the mean bullies.
Let's try one more time shall we, since nowhere in that disrrhetic splurge of contradictory waffle did you even begin to approach a direct answer:
Why do you delete posts which mock the Doctor (and which several users said they found funny and original - don't claim to speak on behalf of everyone, Fuckalms, just because something makes you cry doesn't mean anyone else takes it so closely to heart), but you do not - by your own admission - delete anything else, such as Negi's cock, Doc's endless shitposts, and so on.
You say you deleted them because they were "bitching and moaning" - er, what exactly about the parody of the Gettysburg Address seemed bitchy and moaning to you (you deleted it)? What exactly about the pastiche of The Usual Suspects seemed bitchy and moaning to you? (even one of your erstwhile mods applauded that one). You deleted it (and then later, like the dumbass shut-in you are, said "Oh, I haven't seen that film"). What about the re-write of Poe's The Raven seemed bitchy and whiny to you? Or the "I Saw A Doctor At The Beach Today" series. And on and on and on.
The common element in everything you delete is this: it is making fun of the Doctor.
As you so often say, he is a big boy and can look after himself. Why do you feel the need to protect him? We are just having fun with him, you massively over-estimate what is going on here. If the threads upset you, follow your own advice and ignore them. The only person who ever gets 'mad' around here is in fact you.
Don't instruct everyone to ignore the Doctor if he 'upsets' us (he doesn't - we're just fucking with him) and then at the same time start crying and deleting stuff because the anti-Doc stuff makes you cry. You see what a raging hypocrite this makes you look.
Stick to the music threads, you're good in those. Quit massaging the pedo's prostate, let him fight his own battles.
+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,850
@previous (D)
A better question is why you failed to grow up understanding how to use a TV remote controller?
Me? If I do not like what is on a channel, I change it. I also learned to fast forward back in the days of video tape and avoid shit I do not want to view.
You might try avoiding posts by people that bug you. Try it and I promise you will learn to like it.
UNLESS YOU ARE INTO SELF PUNISHMENT(Edited 23 seconds later.)
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,858
@274,848 (D)
> The fuck you talking about you rambling faggot?
> Immediately followed by eight paragraphs of rambling faggotry
You seem a bit cross.
·Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,862
This is fantastic. Tinychan is essentially just a warzone between Doc and Dave now. And it's hilarious.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,863
@274,858 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
And your mother seems to be a bit cancer-ridden, but you don't see anyone here crying about it. How long until you're homeless, nonce?
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,867
@previous (D)
> flailing tardrage
Confirmed for cross.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,870
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Confirmed for soon to be out in the streets, clearing the hypodermic needles from his mother's grave.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,925
@previous (D)
As a person suffering from autism, Dave likes to make up silly little imaginary stories about people as part of his stimming routine.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,930
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
As a person whose meals are carried down the stairs to him by his ailing and soon-to-expire mother, The Doctor is in a time of psychological transition right now.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,932
@previous (D)
> fuming with autistic tardrage·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,934
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> Mother is glowing with the crippling chemo ·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,935
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,939
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> smiling at the thought of the £26.42 and the collection of Rod Stewart vinyls he'll shortly get in his mother's will. ·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,956
@previous (D)
> mad·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,960
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> Mother with 2 sliced off tits and the life-thread next to go. ·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,968
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,974
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> Father already down, scummy whore of a mother soon to die, lil Doccy's afraid. ·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,975
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,978
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> If the Doc posts another picture of Doctor Phil, it means he accepts his mother is a useless whore who deserves to die. ·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,979
@previous (D)
As a person suffering from autism, Dave becomes extremely irate when people refuse to participate in his silly little imaginary games.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,981
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
lol, thanks for playing Doc, and sorry to hear about your mother issues. Don't worry, you'll be free of her soon enough. Later, pedo!
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,985
@previous (D)
As a person suffering from autism, Anonymous D likes to post here constantly as part of his stimming routine. He will be back in 10 minutes.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,986
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> As a person with a dying slutty mother, The Doctor is rejoicing at the idea of being able to auction off her cum-encrusted knickers on the internet for 50 pence a pop. ·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,987
@previous (D)
Anonymous D --- 1 minute ago, 1 minute later,
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #274,993
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> The Doctor is crying because his mother, in her pre-cancerous days, never shared the money she made by sucking hobo-cock. Start a new topic to continue this conversation.
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