Topic: postmortem, rejected?
+postmortem — 13.3 years ago #22,914
So mystery girl texted me after I asked her on a hunch if I made her uncomfortable. She then gave me the "I only see you as a friend" spiel, I in return gave the "Being friends is okay with me" response. She hasn't contacted me since. She's acting like I violated her or something. I poked at her arm, and played footsies with her. Oh well, onto someone new I guess.
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 57 seconds later[T] [B] #274,232
raep
+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,235
op
Try craigslist and pay by the hour. In your case because you're a 3 minute wonder, perhaps you can get a discount.
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,236
@OP
Tell her you're going to kill yourself if she doesn't come around, that's bound to work, if it doesn't though you'll have to kill yourself to prove you're a man of your word.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,237
No, tell her you went crazy with despair and joined an extremist Muslim sect. The only thing that will prevent you from doing horrible things is if she gives you another chance. With your buggy eyes, she's bound to believe you have the potential to go nuts.
+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,240
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,247
@274,235 (C)
Craigslist is filled with exclusively lies, and false hope.
@274,236 (D)
I don't care enough to do that.
@274,237 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I should just start doing that upon first meeting any females.
@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Maybe
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,250
@274,237 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Since he can't grow a beard he's going to have to glue pubic hair to his face to make it convincing but other than that I like the cut of your jib.
+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,252
upgrade to not looking like a twink..
·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,254
@274,247 (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
lol
As if cupcake was filled with what? Pardon as I answer this for you...Exclusively lies, and false hope.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #274,267
@274,252 (G)
Lol Ive been trying to eat more. Pills and smoking kills my appetite, but I've actually gained like 15 pounds in the last month or so. I'm getting there.
@previous (C)
Do you mean she was filled with lies, and false hope or that I filled her with them? I fully intended to do everything I told her I was going to do.
+murray !W.ierdJjY2 — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,346
@OP you are such a pathetic faggot. Kill yourself.
+Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,353
@OP
Of course she told you to fuck off, most people don't like you so you shouldn't be surprised
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,354
@previous (I)
Just because you people don't like me doesn't mean most people don't like me. I think people just don't like the real me. I usually make a decent first impression, and I can pretend for a while. But 9/10 times once I open up I am quickly discarded.
·Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,361
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
So everyone doesn't like you, once they get to know you. Except women that see right through you and dislike you straight away. OK, got it.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,367
@previous (I)
Not everyone, I have a few close friends. Also most people never get to know me, I create a lot of facades and I can bullshit pretty well. There are people who have known me for years without ever knowing much of anything about my real personality. But yeah some people just see right through me.
+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,388
@OP
It's because you have that dead in the eyes kinda stare, like a serial killer or a meth addict.
(Edited 18 seconds later.)
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,390
@previous (J)
Lol I just had someone tell me I had very expressive eyes. I am neither a serial killer or a meth addict.
·Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,394
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
Your creepy pic says otherwise.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,399
@previous (J)
Lol trust me.
·Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,482
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
You got me fucked up. No way I'd trust you, amateur.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,486
@274,390 (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
After I kill you I will keep your eyes as a trophy.
+Postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 — 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,491
@previous (D)
Here's what will happen if you ever try to kill me.
1. you break into my house
2. I hear you (trust me, I will)
3. I'll then obtain a weapon
4. I'll look for you, and then kill you myself. (Because "It was self defense") This is Texas, you're on my property, what do you expect is going to happen?
4. (alternative) We'll confront each other and you'll hesitate for a second because you aren't as cold blooded as you think, but I will not, and you will be dead.
4 (alternate 2) You'll sneak up on me, and kill me then proceed to get caught and go to prison for a number of years.
In only one of these scenarios do I pay the price, and in all of them you do. Rethink your actions.
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,493
@previous (Postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
> implying anonymous d didn't hire someone he doesn't know to come to your house and shoot you 100,000 times a day ·Postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,494
@previous (B)
shoot me 100,000 times a day? That seems like over-kill.
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,495
@previous (Postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
> implying you aren't any worse than eurodns ·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,503
@274,491 (Postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
Your delusions are amusing.
You had your chance.
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