Topic: The Devourer of Wayward Souls Hungers

+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #22,868

Please kill yourself so it may feast.

+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 52 seconds later[T] [B] #273,785

@OP

Feast on this!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,789

@previous (B)
> Wayward Souls
> Jews

Close enough.

·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,790

@previous (A)
Go to any Christian church on Sunday. They hand out Jesus body crackers to feast on. They even supply wine to wash it down gullet.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,791

@previous (B)
That's not entirely accurate but I will investigate these flesh crackers and adult beverages for myself.

·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,795

@previous (A)
Methodist brands of Christian churches do not supply wine for gullet. Grape juice so please avoid them.

+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,796

fantasy land mumbo jumbo

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,797

@273,795 (B)
Is this an Afro-American sect?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #273,798

@273,796 (C)
You mean the holocaust?

I agree.

+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #273,808

He comes.

·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,810

@previous (D)
Do not expect much from this.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,815

@previous (B)
The Devourer will not be pleased with the uhm... size of your offering.

@273,808 (D)
It never left us.

+Anonymous E — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,816

@previous (A)
There are women with bigger clits, then what that poor guy has.

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,818

@273,798 (A)
no ur stupid mumbo jumbo dookie

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,820

@273,816 (E)
> clits
You mean the psuedo-peni on top of the warm wet hole, right?

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,821

@273,816 (E)
I think you fell for a tranny.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,823

@273,818 (C)
> incoherent babel
> Dookie

I am not ducky if that's what you're saying.

+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,884

The Devourer needs souls that are first flensed upon the Altar of Razors by the Order of Lacerating Nuns, while they shriek from the constant burning sun of pain from their rotted eyesockets. And later, they go bowling.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,944

@previous (G)
Sorry I'm going to have to rework some of our holy books... I totally misunderstood the Devourer of Soul's endgame in all of this.

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #274,106

@previous (A)

The endgame is about 260 or 265. The Devourer of Souls maintains that sort of bowling average.

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