Topic: If TC became a cult...
+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #22,788
What would it's major beliefs/creeds/practices be? Would it have any saints? Would there be a High Priest and Priestess? Would we make sacrifices? Would drugs or sacraments be involved? What would a TinyChannite Mass look like? Do we have any existing threads or books which would become holy texts? How would we worship? Etc.
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #272,846

The practice of upgrading. Saint Swastika. No. Yes, it's called user cannibalism. Domestos. Pic related. Kimmo's English guide. Boners.
I hope this answers all of your questions.
+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,850
I can't see TC becoming a cult. All we'd ever do is speak in shtick.
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,852
> Do we have any existing threads or books which would become holy texts?
Both the book of Mormon and the Koran have been in heavy contention here.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,856
@272,846 (B)
Somewhat. Thanks.
@272,850 (C)
lol 10/10 bud
PS:
It's code not shtick, psychotic fucktard troll.
@previous (D)
As long as we can have still multiple wives it'll be OK either way.
+Anonymous E — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,857
+Allah — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,862
@272,856 (A)
If you have what it takes? I can offer you 72 Virgins.
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,864
Also, only if it's a suicide cult.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,919
@previous (B)
Well of course it'll be a suicide cult.
@272,862 (Allah )
We may incorporate Islam into the cult so we can get into the whole 72 virgins for suicide bombing thing. I mean... Assalamu Alaykum.
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,952
Wouldnt work. Almost no one here has any charisma
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