Topic: If the inhabitants of TinyChania terraformed a 2nd Earth...

+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #22,777

...and migrated there.

What kind of civilization or class of planet would it be if given a half million years to mature?

Please describe this dystopian/utopian world in detail. Support your hypothesis.

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+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #272,717

It would be a Class M planet, obviously.

+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,718

An anarchist hell hole with small militant groups fighting and killing for control.

+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,720

It would've died long before that point.

+Anonymous E — 13.3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,721

A million clones of Christopher Occleston and Dr Phil.

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·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,722

Trollsta's Paradise.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #272,735

anarchism please

+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #272,749

extinct after that first generation

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,797

@272,735 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
I imagine most would lean in favor of anarchism, voluntarism, or perhaps some soft form of libertarianism.

@previous (G)
We will endure. Even if we must use the few women merely as a means for creating new citizens of NeoTinychania.

Inb4 NeoTinyChania becomes 'The Hills Have Eyes In Space''.

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,800

@272,718 (C)
I'm OK with this.

@272,720 (D)
You're a glass half empty kind of snowflake, aren't you?

+Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,835

There will be oanly two seasons:

RedCream Season
Doctoar Season

RedCream Season will be the time when the terrible winds and coald of Doctoar Season die down and green things begin to groa. The warmth suffuses living creatures and brings a wonderful interplay of bioaspheric foarces.

Doctoar Season will be the time when the warmth departs, and green things shrivel and die, and the onset of terrible decay and departure mark all things.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,837

@previous (H)
Lolno

+Triptych — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,838

The human race would have died out by then. Inbreeding would have gotten more severe every generation, culminating probably by the 12th.
You need 100 people for minimum inbreeding.

·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,841

@previous (Triptych )
> implying the illegal cloning process wouldn't exist

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,842

@272,838 (Triptych )
So... what you're saying is I/we need to abduct 99 people to make this thing work?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,843

@272,841 (B)

Would NeoTinyChania be a truly lawless world? How many amongst us are genetic engineers already?

·Triptych — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,844

@272,842 (A)
At the very least. Or else you'll end up with Charles II of Spain.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,847

I'd like to donate my sperm to the project. But I don't want to be cooped up with most of you

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,851

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
That's not very nice!

@272,844 (Triptych )
I was kind or hoping we'd have mutants on NeoTinyChania anyway. We may need to go ahead and terraform a NeoTinyChania II just in case though.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,855

@previous (A)
Are you new here?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,859

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Yes. I've been here like a week.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 13.3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,860

@previous (A)
Well go fuck yourself and shove all of your shits back into your ass

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,884

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
;[

Listen here you fucking gypsy: I've had my peeps watching you for a while, bud.

Besides who said you'd be welcome on NeoTinyChania anyway, nomad. Hmpfh.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,885

@previous (A)
Hey, don't put this on me bud.

I'm going to be there, I just won't be involved in group activities besides breeding ceremonies.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,888

we'd all turn into dwarves and be building fortresses in the 2nd Earth.

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,891

My clan will be notorious for pillaging the weak and leaving severed babies' heads on stakes in the ground, like Genghis Khan. We will not stop for anyone or anything. You will either join us or wake up to blazing flames in the dead of night.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,926

@272,885 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You'll be a slave working the mines of our moon at this rate. Every male slave will be a eunuch so they cannot taint the purer race of the NeoTinyChanians that have the prerequisite qualities to be considered of worthy breeding stock. All the enslaved women will remain whole in the event of a catastrophic event where we need more breeders.

@272,888 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
That sounds about right. I'm sure most of our infrastructure will be fucked within the first decade if it ever gets going anyway. As long as you don't try to take over the move our races may learn to live in peace.

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
We'll obviously everybody wants to be a marauding nomad warlord but nobody wants the responsibility that comes along with such a status!

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,981

@272,797 (A)
lol, what women?

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,983

@272,844 (Triptych )

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #273,006

@272,981 (G)
Sorry I meant to say animu waifus*.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 13.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #273,354

@272,926 (A)
Do you not know how master race I am?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #273,357

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I have an idea. How go your travels?

Oh and I'll put in a good word with the director of the breeding stables.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #273,359

@previous (A)
I'm just homebumming around my hometown for the moment. Its going ok

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #273,366

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

That's cool as long as you're doing alright, man. Our plans for Fievel Goes West got postponed but I already told you that. Anyway your post reminded me of song:

Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains - Homebum

Pat the bunny is grate. If you ever get to see them live at one of those scumfuck venues, do it. Although they usually do a short set. His latest stuff is w/ Ramshackle Glory. /ramble

<3,
Anti

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #273,407

@previous (A)
> I have that movie
holy shit

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #273,413

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
lol

I can't remember the last time I saw it but we definitely had a copy on VHS floating around when I was a kid.

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