Topic: walter, are you visiting my town?

+postmortem — 13.3 years ago #22,747

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 54 seconds later[T] [B] #272,422

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #272,423

bring some rocks yeah

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #272,424

what am i looking at

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,425

@previous (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
Craigslist

+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,433

Out of all the porn ads, they never say that there's a fat white dude with a small dick who wants small cocks and sex, in my area waiting to talk to me. They always say there's hot women. I think they might be lying to me.

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,589

@previous (D)
Does anyone have rocks to smoke?

+HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,617

I don't give a fuck... I was eating a bowl of Kix when I read your fucking headline.

+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,719

@OP
Yes he obviously is.

Now onto more important matters. Satanic teddy bears. If you value yours and cupcakes life you'll get on it soon and build one. I expect to see an offering soon.

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
While dont you try 1x cup fresh blueberries, 3x apple peels, a kale salad, and a serving of fresh tuna.

+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,744

@previous (F)
because he is a fatfuck..

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,761

@272,719 (F)
I dont work at build a bear anymore, and Cupcake has decided to be out of my life anyway.

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,773

@272,744 (G)
Maybe he'll get mad enough to try a healthy diet and active lifestyle for a month. Please continue to berate him.

@previous (postmortem )
Do you think this is a motherfkking gaem?
If you don't care for cupcake anymore I'll l you love before I come for you. Work with whatever tools and materials you have available and produce the closest thing you Plcan to meet my demands. I refuse to negotiate any further with a terrorist.

+Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,774

@272,761 (postmortem )
> Cupcake has decided to be out of my life anyway.

Like for the 1000th time!

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,796

@272,773 (F)
Not gonna do it. Whatever.

@previous (H)
Nahh, she didnt contact me for a month, and then talked to me for like 2 days then cut off contact again. I'm blocked from calling her, and I'm fairly sure I'm blocked from her messengers as well. She doesn't reply to anything I say. I text her from time to time expecting to likely never hear back from her. I know based on our history it'll take a long time before anyone really believes it's truly over, heck it'll take me a long time for it to fully sink in, but I'm pretty sure "Cupcake and Cutie Pie" have finally reached their expiration date.

·Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,799

@previous (postmortem )
> but I'm pretty sure "Cupcake and Cutie Pie" have finally reached their expiration date.

Can you remind yourself of how often you have said that.

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,803

@previous (H)
I know, I know. Your point is perfectly valid, but I really think it's over this time around, unfortunately. I suppose only time will tell.

+Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,806

@272,796 (postmortem )

Just threaten to start cutting if she doesn't text you back.

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,808

@272,796 (postmortem )
I will begin by canvassing all the Build A Bear Workshops in Houston, TX. With only your picture and a counterfeit badge inquiring about a cyber predator known to have worked there that is believed to be preying on children and the elderly (I may even grab a couple missing persons signs from a nearby store and suggest there may have been a connection between you and them) we're trying to discern this cretin's identity before he can harm another soul and that all we have now are partial prints and some DNA. I'll tell them this in confidence and with a smile and a wink and an air of authority they'll gladly help in whatever small way they can. Including giving me your resume, last known address, and phone #, all without a warrant or supeona. Oh and if they want to verify my identity a friend will answer the number I give to them and as my supervisor be quite irate he was bothered in the first place especially since we don't want to alarm the predator (you) that we're on to him.

Why would people just give me your information like that? Especially some shitheel manager at some mall?

Why? Because people are gullible, they typically have a desire to help, they trust in authority, and if they didn't help me they'd appear sympathetic to a sexual predator.

How? Because I have disposable income, time, and it's a short distance from me anyway. Why should I? Why shouldn't I?

Now where is my fucking bear? Idgaf if you have to draw it in crayon. Get to it.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,845

@272,806 (I)
We've basically been down that road.

@previous (F)
You wink your way to my information, and I'll go ahead and sue you for defamation of character, and press charges for stalking, and invasion of privacy. Do you really think no one you talk to will relay the information back to me? They will, and you know why? Because people are dumb, and gullible. As soon as I find out you're onto me (and I will find out), I'll have you background checked, and you'll be charged with fraud at the very least. You already know my area code, try harder faggot. Also, I can tell you right now that you don't have the charisma, or the authority to even come close to pulling this off.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,849

@previous (postmortem )
Keep telling yourself that if it puts you at ease. I only made a simple request of you. :(

We'll see how appropriate the username you selected really is soon I suppose if you don't get those crayons or MSpaint out and get to work.

What does fear feel like?

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,853

@previous (F)
Wait, do you just want me to draw a bear? I wouldnt know how fear feels.

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,858

@previous (postmortem )
That's what I told you I'd settle for since you are no longer employed at Build a Bear Workshop, however I did specify that it be a "satanic bear", please use your own artistic judgement here.

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,861

@previous (F)
You know what, sure, I can do that. Not because of your threats, but just because it sounds like fun. I'm not a good artist though, I'll see what I can do for you.

+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,863

Fix'd.

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,867

@272,861 (postmortem )
> because of your threats

ftfy..

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,878

@272,861 (postmortem )
We'll see if your offering pleases his infernal majesty.

@previous (G)
Not everyone is loaded 24/7, it makes a difference. Although loaded people are easier targets despite occasionally being a little mouthier than most. Really they take most of the fun out of it because when they operate on the level it takes you to ward of seizures and DTs they are uncoordinated, have slower reaction times, and nothing but artificial bravery which quickly turns to emotional breakdowns after they're bested. You have to let them sober up before they even comprehend what's happening... What's going to happen. You'll slip one day and reveal more than you should, Bert. Then you too will have a choice to make.

PS: You're a pussy.

+Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,881

@previous (F)
The Hell you send them to will feel like Heaven once you're done with them.

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,883

@272,878 (F)
The plans have changed. I'll draw you a picture if you admit that I am better than you in every way. Especially that I am more charming, and handsome. Say it.

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,899

@272,878 (F)
come at me fancy boy..

·Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,903

@previous (G)
Vary yourself.

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+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,904

@272,863 (J)
Brilliant!

·Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,905

@previous (morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Yeah, DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,912

@272,883 (postmortem )
No.

You either deliever or you don't.

Can you believe they'll just give anyone a license to carry a gun here? And that TX reciprocates that law? It's a crazy world. I don't plan to shoot you though... It's funny how most people obey a gun like a well trained horse to the mere shadow of a whip.

I can keep you going for hours, days, weeks, months, years. They all break though, most before they're even brought to my little theater of horrors.

You wouldn't believe how hospitals dispose of expired paralytics and what a good shelf life they have. Now keeping you breathing might become tiresome but we'll see how long a strapping young albeit effeminate lad like yourself can hold out. You seem to be fairly stubborn, maybe you'll impress me after all at the end. It's not even that far of a drive. I still prefer to fly. It's simple to check a gun away but some of the stuff in my bag of tricks wouldn't make it past terminal security. So it's a bit of drudgery but it's the sort of work that is it's own reward. I prefer to work in my own arena but I'm willing to branch out of circumstances will not allow for it.

Draw it for "fun", you're creating OC, contributing to TC, I don't care what you call it or how you explain it. I could care less if you're not afraid of me now. I will teach you what fear is and I will show you how I create my own art.

I'm done being polite and asking however.

@272,881 (K)

I like to think I'm something of a Bodhisvitta and that I strive to put an end to the suffering of my fellow man. I cannot rest until the suffering of all humanity is over with... It's an insurmountable task for one lifetime but I must persist.

@272,899 (G)
Post an address, a time, a place. Also post a timestamped picture. I don't do this randomly although everyone gives into impulse once in a while. Hell just tell me where you work and I'll see ill work my way through the obituaries looking for dear ol' dad. I'm sure he'd be proud of his impotent little son and the wreck he's become. I'll have to sober you up and give you a good week of detoxing before I even really get started with you. That alone will be hell enough for one as weak as you though.

You don't have this fight in you.

·Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,914

@previous (F)
Anonymous F, don't hammer 'em!

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,918

@previous (K)
I only use a claw and ball pein hammer for this work. That's usually towards the end of the show though.

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,920

@272,912 (F)
come...you opened your yap and expressed the desire...come...please come..pretty please.....settle your affirs first though...I extend that advice to you as a courtesy..

·Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,922

@previous (G)
blablabla put up or shut up, Bert.

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,927

@previous (K)
blablabla yourself......most any time some putz blabbers about weapons you can know there is not much to them....fighting is not something I have ever been skiddish about.......and there are a couple of pertinent details I have never disclosed on the web.....I am a peaceful man.....but well.....I will just say this....think 'billy jack'..
time for my evening meditation and then rest...I will be where I am...I am not going anywhere...good evening..

·Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,931

@previous (G)
You're a tryhard internet tough guy that is impressing no one. Enjoy your drunken coma and see you tomorrow.

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,932

@272,920 (G)
Tell me where to go, Bert. I cannot come to you if you don't tell me where you are, idiot.

Post a timestamped picture of yourself as well so it's you and not your neighbor. Or hell post your fathers obituary. That should be enough for me to go on.

You won't though, because you are a coward.

Postmortem may be foolish but he has a little spirit in him, whereas you're an empty shell, a husk parading around as a human in some fugue state imbetween blackouts. Spirit alone isnt enough though to see him through either. Now silence yourself or post your information.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,938

@previous (F)
you do all that....fuck you...hahahahahahaahaa..post your info...lil pussy......hahahahahahaa...bunch of pussies on here.....both of you post me a pic of your mom's juicy wet cunt so I can pleasure myself.....ohhh and make sure the pics are TIMESTAMPED..

get to it!!! I will be looking in tomorrow to see..

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,939

@272,931 (K)
yeah...you keep on thinking that...lol..

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,940

Bert wins again...hahahahahahahaa..

·Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,942

@272,938 (G)
@272,939 (G)
@previous (G)
Did you teach Matt or did Matt teach you how to be such an epic failure? Or was that all your daddy's doing?

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,945

@272,940 (G)
I just told you where to meet in the other thread, I have posted a pic maybe once, and my toys plenty of times.

Get going little man.

I see your meditation session lasted for a while. Fear is not the best meditation. Besides you have nothing to lose because you have nothing to live for.

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,955

@previous (F)
blah blah blah saws the know nothing.....do nothing....loserboy....youre and idiot son....come back when you know how not to be such a little priss.....then we'll talk..

·Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,956

@previous (G)
Looks like Bert loses again.

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,958

@previous (K)
your mom always felt like a winner when I was inside her...lol..

·Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #272,960

@previous (G)
How tall are you, Bert? More importantly, how drunk are you right now?

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,011

@272,955 (G)
Bert... I'm trying to do you a favor here and let you have a chance to reclaim some measure of dignity.

I pity you, you see. Your father more so though. Just imagine the shame he'd feel if he was still alive.

·Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,021

Ah gawd, so many bad asses in this thread.

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,032

@previous (I)
:3

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 17 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,440

@272,912 (F)
I thought you lived in the UK, how would you drive here exactly? License? Just get a gun from a gun show or off of craigslist so you aren't being tracked. Do I have to give you instructions on how to murder me? Jesus.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,444

@previous (postmortem )
IKR? Because I'm in the UK and don't have a car, guns, and an extensive kit to keep you going.

I still want my bear regardless.

·postmortem (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,472

@previous (F)
Are you driving across the ocean?

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,505

@previous (postmortem )
Is this a common thing to do in Houston? Drive on water? Please tell me more of your people and their strange customs.

·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,508

@273,472 (postmortem )
They better be Christian cause all of us no's only Christians can walk or drive on water.

Me not so I use a Surfboard.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

+Anonymous M — 13.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,511

@previous (Syntax )
amen

+Anonymous N — 13.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,512

@previous (M)
10/10

+Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,520

@273,508 (Syntax )
Disregard that. Eye sucky thee cocks.

·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,530

@273,508 (Syntax )
I can walk on water because of my Christ-like nature.

It takes a lot of cornstarch to preform this miracle though.

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