Topic: The Surprising Truth About FuckAlms.

+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #22,734

I had an operative collect a sampple of Subject #00027's (AKA FuckAlms and [REDACTED]) DNA.

The initial analysis appeared inconclusive but the lab results should be in within the week and finally solve this mystery once and for all.

I can confidently say at this point that Subject #00027 is not of Reptilian origin, a cold blooded hybrid, or carrying any mind hijacking parasites of reptilian origin.

The results will be unveiled within the week. Please stay tuned and politely refrain from pointless speculation at this time.

Regards,
Agent 666

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #272,238

And the truth shall set you free.

Sorry for exposing your secret, FuckAlms.

Warm regards,
Agent 666

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,242

Any citizen scientists that request it and have the proper clearance will receive a copy of the results.

I would refer you to: CatDNAtest to verify our findings.

+Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,321

+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 14 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,445

I'm almost 90% sure FuckAlms is a real life anime character

+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,447

@OP
Nice autistic waffle, AuthPhag.

C̣͉i̠̜͍̪ͅa͖o͍̰̞̤̮̜͓,̰͎ T̫̤͍͍̳̲͓h̯e̝̰͕̫̬̥͇ ̜̞͔̼D͚o̰c̹͎̩̭͈͖t̘̺̙̪̘̼o̹r̬.̰̹̣̞̻̼͇

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,464

@previous (D)
̔̕̚̕̚A҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠g͇ů̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡m ͡m҉҉y ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇b̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚e a҉r ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ n̒̓̔̕̚a ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚m ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚e ͡d҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉M ͡a҉҉s
k̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,018

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Well SOMEONE tampered with the evidence.

I think we all knew the truth deep down though.

Subject #00027 is really a cat.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,055

@previous (A)
Do not underestimate the reach of the ██████████.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,080

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That's it. I'm moving the safe house, lab, and grow house and terminating all current operatives.

The resistance will rise again but this... cat has unveiled a rat, or a mole, or some-such rodent in our midst acting as a double agent.

Excuse me while I tie up some loose ends.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,118

@previous (A)
Please see the coded message and make decisions from there. After all, a partial truth is still no better than a lie.

+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,121

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
FuckAlms is Ducky's older sister

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,148

@273,118 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
iOS mobile devices doesn't allow for me to read cyphers. That way the reptilians cannot transmit lies through techno-sorcery.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,226

@previous (A)
An iOS device would not be nearly adequate to decrypt my message. My methods require a proper computational device and an insightful mind.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #273,234

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I'm going to look into my black mirror and try to interpret your message with sight beyond sight.

I'll report back soon, subject #00027.

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