Topic: It is imposable to sneeze whilst peeing simultaneously.
+Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI — 13.3 years ago #22,726
Yes, even superheros have allergies, and I have been sneezing all day.Coincidentally, most of my sneezing takes place when I'm also peeing.
Even after recognizing the problem and trying to prevent it, my sneezes stop the stream of pee instantly and completely.
What gives?
+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #272,176
Not sure, but they say most sneezes are linked to sexual arousal, while only a few have to do with shit in your nose.
Stop thinking about lewd things while you pee brov.
Stop thinking about lewd things while you pee brov.
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,177
It works that way for me, but some peolpe pee when they sneeze, cough or laugh
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,187
@OP
Your plumbing is faulty. You should sneeze and pee a little. Please see your primary physician as you may have the big C.
Your plumbing is faulty. You should sneeze and pee a little. Please see your primary physician as you may have the big C.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #272,188
@272,177 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Because you deal with cancer ridden old people and the incontinent (old people AKA near-deads).
Because you deal with cancer ridden old people and the incontinent (old people AKA near-deads).
+Icarus !!kwaBAf77h — 13.3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #272,215
@272,177 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
http://voices.yahoo.com/reasons-why-women-experience-urine-leakage-sneezing-1503449.html
http://voices.yahoo.com/reasons-why-women-experience-urine-leakage-sneezing-1503449.html
+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,244
I don't think I've ever peed simultaneously, let alone sneezed at the same time.
·Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,284
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,285
·Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,289
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,293
@previous (Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI)
The mother or my mother?
The latter is dead and I want a paternity test with the first one.
The mother or my mother?
The latter is dead and I want a paternity test with the first one.
(Edited 28 seconds later.)
·Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,303
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,310
@previous (Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI)
Just tell someone for Christ's sake. It is mother's day and all.
Just tell someone for Christ's sake. It is mother's day and all.
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,354
if I poke my head a certain way I sneeze. lol.
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,391
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,406
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I'm aware.
They all should see a doctor because... cancer.
Shhh... sleep now.
@272,354 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You're a defective unit. Return to manufacturer.
I'm aware.
They all should see a doctor because... cancer.
Shhh... sleep now.
@272,354 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You're a defective unit. Return to manufacturer.
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