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Topic: ATTN: Fuchs

+quack !LCBZCJiYOw13.3 years ago #22,698

fuck you for skype messaging me right the moment im deep asleep n dreaming of making out with ducky.

+Anonymous B13.3 years ago, 49 minutes later[T] [B] #271,978

Wait to reality kicks in and those stinky dreads get in the way

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,993

2hpm2h5.jpgScore 1 for Fuchs!

·quack !LCBZCJiYOw (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,996

srsly I dream of kissing her n playing w her nice boobs n BZZZZZZZ goes my phone and fuchs says "how are you love". mfw.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)


·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,008

ducky.png@previous (quack !LCBZCJiYOw)
This is why adults turn their phones off when they don't want to be disturbed.

(Edited 24 minutes later.)


+Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,010

I tried to convince him he was on the wrong side of the world but he was busy trying to take over (read as: "colonize") a small island in the South Pacific last we spoke.

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I bet you own an actual alarm clock (i.e. wife tapped government/reptilian surveillance disguised as a "clock").

Besides dedicated devices are a thing of the past. Even my tinfoil hat tells time and has built in binoculars, IF, etc.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,014

@previous (D)
No, I condition my brain to wake me up at the right time.

·Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,018

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> I condition my brain

You mean you enchant.. by sorcery no doubt. You have rebelled against the Lord and provoke Him to anger.


Deuteronomy 18:10-11 (NIV) Let no one be found among you... who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or cast spells, or who is a medium or spiritist.

2 Kings 17:17 (NIV) ...They practiced divination and sorcery and sold themselves to do evil in the eyes of the Lord, provoking him to anger.

Exodus 21:18 (NIV) Do not allow a sorceress to live.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,019

@previous (D)
You see right through my wicked lies.

·Anonymous B13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #272,038

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