Topic: Favourite Whose Line is it Anyway Hoedowns?
+Erik N — 13.3 years ago #22,678
I liked the Drunk Mother hoedown best.
Here are a few hoedowns that I think should have made it on air:
I'm a dumb blondie girl, I'm Anissa Davis
Everyone says I have the intelligence of an anus
Just cause I tried to cheat the LAPD
I was humiliated by Judge Judy on national TV!
My mother got stopped for speeding one rather slow day
She begged the cop to make the ticket go away
He said yes if she did a favour that would please
But she paid the ticket, she hadn't got great knees.
There was an 1980s actress called Natalie Gregory,
She couldn't act at all on movies or TV,
When I wrote her a ticket once she acted like Paris Hilton
So I pulled out my police baton and gave her a good beltin'.
Robert Pattinson we know that he can act
But we all have now to face the facts
He knew Kristen cheated on him, he should have done his job
Kicked her out of his condo and put a padlock on his knob.
Here are a few hoedowns that I think should have made it on air:
I'm a dumb blondie girl, I'm Anissa Davis
Everyone says I have the intelligence of an anus
Just cause I tried to cheat the LAPD
I was humiliated by Judge Judy on national TV!
My mother got stopped for speeding one rather slow day
She begged the cop to make the ticket go away
He said yes if she did a favour that would please
But she paid the ticket, she hadn't got great knees.
There was an 1980s actress called Natalie Gregory,
She couldn't act at all on movies or TV,
When I wrote her a ticket once she acted like Paris Hilton
So I pulled out my police baton and gave her a good beltin'.
Robert Pattinson we know that he can act
But we all have now to face the facts
He knew Kristen cheated on him, he should have done his job
Kicked her out of his condo and put a padlock on his knob.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 7 hours later[T] [B] #271,798
> I was horny bout tha Drunk Muthafucka hoedown best.> Here is all dem hoedowns dat I be thinkin should have juiced it up on air:
> I be a thugged-out dumb blondie girl, I be Anissa Davis
> Everyone says I have tha intelligence of a ass
> Just cause I tried ta cheat tha LAPD
> I was humiliated by Judge Judy on nationistic TV!
> My fuckin mutha gots stopped fo' speedin one rather slow day
> Bitch begged tha cop ta make tha ticket go away
> Dude holla'd yeaaaa if her dope ass did a gangbangin' favour dat would please
> But she paid tha ticket, dat freaky freaky biatch hadn't gots pimped out knees.
> There was a 1980s playette called Nate Dogg Gregory,
> Bitch couldn't act at all on pornos or TV,
> When I freestyled her a ticket once she acted like Paris Hilton
> So I pulled up mah five-o baton n' gave her a phat beltin'.
> Robert Pattinston we know dat his schmoooove ass can act
> But we all have now ta grill tha facts
> Dude knew Kristen cheated on him, da perved-out muthafucka should have done his thang
> Kicked her outta his condo n' put a padlock on his knob.
·Erik N (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,872
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> > I was horny bout tha Drunk Muthafucka hoedown best.
>
> > Here is all dem hoedowns dat I be thinkin should have juiced it up on air:
>
> > I be a thugged-out dumb blondie girl, I be Anissa Davis
> > Everyone says I have tha intelligence of a ass
> > Just cause I tried ta cheat tha LAPD
> > I was humiliated by Judge Judy on nationistic TV!
>
> > My fuckin mutha gots stopped fo' speedin one rather slow day
> > Bitch begged tha cop ta make tha ticket go away
> > Dude holla'd yeaaaa if her dope ass did a gangbangin' favour dat would please
> > But she paid tha ticket, dat freaky freaky biatch hadn't gots pimped out knees.
>
> > There was a 1980s playette called Nate Dogg Gregory,
> > Bitch couldn't act at all on pornos or TV,
> > When I freestyled her a ticket once she acted like Paris Hilton
> > So I pulled up mah five-o baton n' gave her a phat beltin'.
>
> > Robert Pattinston we know dat his schmoooove ass can act
> > But we all have now ta grill tha facts
> > Dude knew Kristen cheated on him, da perved-out muthafucka should have done his thang
> > Kicked her outta his condo n' put a padlock on his knob.
Doctor, you're a weird mothafucka but thanks 2 you i have a small collection of ghetto slang
> > I was horny bout tha Drunk Muthafucka hoedown best.
>
> > Here is all dem hoedowns dat I be thinkin should have juiced it up on air:
>
> > I be a thugged-out dumb blondie girl, I be Anissa Davis
> > Everyone says I have tha intelligence of a ass
> > Just cause I tried ta cheat tha LAPD
> > I was humiliated by Judge Judy on nationistic TV!
>
> > My fuckin mutha gots stopped fo' speedin one rather slow day
> > Bitch begged tha cop ta make tha ticket go away
> > Dude holla'd yeaaaa if her dope ass did a gangbangin' favour dat would please
> > But she paid tha ticket, dat freaky freaky biatch hadn't gots pimped out knees.
>
> > There was a 1980s playette called Nate Dogg Gregory,
> > Bitch couldn't act at all on pornos or TV,
> > When I freestyled her a ticket once she acted like Paris Hilton
> > So I pulled up mah five-o baton n' gave her a phat beltin'.
>
> > Robert Pattinston we know dat his schmoooove ass can act
> > But we all have now ta grill tha facts
> > Dude knew Kristen cheated on him, da perved-out muthafucka should have done his thang
> > Kicked her outta his condo n' put a padlock on his knob.
Doctor, you're a weird mothafucka but thanks 2 you i have a small collection of ghetto slang
+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,878
@previous (Erik N )Important: Do NOT quote entire posts.
Do NOT quote entire posts.
Do NOT quote entire posts.
Do NOT quote entire posts.
Do NOT quote entire posts.
Do NOT quote entire posts.
Do NOT quote entire posts.
Do NOT quote entire posts.
Do NOT fucking quote entire fucking posts, for fuck's sake.
·Erik N (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,881
·Erik N (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,885
what the fuck is going on.
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