Topic: For immediate attention of Negi "Travis Westphall" Springfield
+Mrs Rebecky Holmes — 13.3 years ago #22,661
Wuz crackalackin' Dear,
Hoes call me Mrs Rebecky Holmes, I be a terribly sick biatch whoz ass have decided ta donate what tha fuck I gotta you n' fo' tha work of Dogg. I be 62 muthafuckin years oldschool n' I was diagnosed fo' cancer fo' bout 2 muthafuckin years ago, immediately afta tha dirtnap of mah homeboy, whoz ass has left me every last muthafuckin thang da thug hit dat shiznit fo' for realz. Although tha Doctors holla'd mah chancez of livin is straight-up remote, I aint scare cuz I have resolved dat if I die, I take a thugged-out dirtnap ta continue mah steez ta Dogg wit tha angels n' if I live, I live fo' Dogg ta be glorified. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I done been touched by Dogg ta donate from what tha fuck I have inherited from mah late homeboy ta you fo' tha phat work of God,
Rather than allow mah relatives ta use mah homeboy hard gots fundz ungodly. Please pray, dat tha phat Lord forgive me mah sins. I have axed Dogg ta forgive me n' I believe dat schmoooove muthafucka has cuz Dude be a merciful Dogg. I'ma be goin up in fo' a operation within tha next few days.
I decided ta WILL/donate tha sum of US$7,400,000.00 (Seven Million, Four Hundred Thousand US dollars) ta you fo' tha phat work of tha Lord, n' also ta help tha motherless n' less privilege n' also fo' tha assistizzle of tha widows, skanky lil pimps n' tha less privileged. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! At tha moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now cuz of tha fact dat mah late homeboy’s relatives is nosin round mah crazy ass ta know what tha fuck is left of our wealth so they can loot it n' mah game status. I be adjustin mah WILL n' mah crew legal consultant be aware I be changin mah WILL n' da thug will arrange tha transfer of tha fundz ta yo thugged-out ass. I wish you all tha dopest n' may tha phat Lord bless you abundantly, please use tha fundz ta extend tha phat work ta others.
I'ma appreciate yo' utmost confidentialitizzle up in dis shiznit until tha task be accomplished as I don't want anythang dat will jeopardize mah last wish fo' realz. And Also I'ma be contactin wit you by email as I don't want these greedy relation of mah late homeboy or anybody fo' dat matter ta know cuz they is always round mah dirty ass.
Kindly git back ta me at mah discreet Email ID: mrsrebeccaholmes@yahoo.co.uk quicker than a muthafucka fo' additionizzle shiznit.
Yours Faithfully
Mrs Rebecky Holmes.
Hoes call me Mrs Rebecky Holmes, I be a terribly sick biatch whoz ass have decided ta donate what tha fuck I gotta you n' fo' tha work of Dogg. I be 62 muthafuckin years oldschool n' I was diagnosed fo' cancer fo' bout 2 muthafuckin years ago, immediately afta tha dirtnap of mah homeboy, whoz ass has left me every last muthafuckin thang da thug hit dat shiznit fo' for realz. Although tha Doctors holla'd mah chancez of livin is straight-up remote, I aint scare cuz I have resolved dat if I die, I take a thugged-out dirtnap ta continue mah steez ta Dogg wit tha angels n' if I live, I live fo' Dogg ta be glorified. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I done been touched by Dogg ta donate from what tha fuck I have inherited from mah late homeboy ta you fo' tha phat work of God,
Rather than allow mah relatives ta use mah homeboy hard gots fundz ungodly. Please pray, dat tha phat Lord forgive me mah sins. I have axed Dogg ta forgive me n' I believe dat schmoooove muthafucka has cuz Dude be a merciful Dogg. I'ma be goin up in fo' a operation within tha next few days.
I decided ta WILL/donate tha sum of US$7,400,000.00 (Seven Million, Four Hundred Thousand US dollars) ta you fo' tha phat work of tha Lord, n' also ta help tha motherless n' less privilege n' also fo' tha assistizzle of tha widows, skanky lil pimps n' tha less privileged. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! At tha moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now cuz of tha fact dat mah late homeboy’s relatives is nosin round mah crazy ass ta know what tha fuck is left of our wealth so they can loot it n' mah game status. I be adjustin mah WILL n' mah crew legal consultant be aware I be changin mah WILL n' da thug will arrange tha transfer of tha fundz ta yo thugged-out ass. I wish you all tha dopest n' may tha phat Lord bless you abundantly, please use tha fundz ta extend tha phat work ta others.
I'ma appreciate yo' utmost confidentialitizzle up in dis shiznit until tha task be accomplished as I don't want anythang dat will jeopardize mah last wish fo' realz. And Also I'ma be contactin wit you by email as I don't want these greedy relation of mah late homeboy or anybody fo' dat matter ta know cuz they is always round mah dirty ass.
Kindly git back ta me at mah discreet Email ID: mrsrebeccaholmes@yahoo.co.uk quicker than a muthafucka fo' additionizzle shiznit.
Yours Faithfully
Mrs Rebecky Holmes.
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 12 hours later[T] [B] #271,588
I'm glad you put so much time into writing these gangsta translations.
+Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #271,591
Higgity piggity slim-slam-whim mah nigguh, you be bes' go'n' gassin' yo'self now brutha.·Action Bastard !AlbLh2dwTI — 13.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #271,870
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #271,886
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